“You had gone down a lot,” a girl told me recently when I was in front of the payment counter.
I gave her this facial reaction —> o.O
At first, I wondered why would she say that. I am yet to turn gay, so why would I “gone down a lot”? (If you don’t catch the drift, ignore this post completely as this is the essence of the whole post) By the way, I just had a new romance interest with an opposite sex, so how is that possible that she thinks I had gone down a lot?
So I asked, “Why did you say that?”
She replied, “Oh no, don’t get me wrong. The face is still the same, but your body has gone down a lot!”
This time, my facial reaction is like this —> O.O
I looked at her, stunned, and didn’t know what to say. She returned the gaze, and finally she realized something, and blushed.
“I mean you lost a lot of weight,” she added quickly.
“Oh! That!” I said, “Yeah, been trying to lose some Michelin. So you mean my face is still HUGE?”
She blushed again, “No no, you slim down. What I meant was that you are still recognizable, but it is a big difference compare to few months back when I first met you.”
“No worries,” I smiled, “but I was wondering why you said I had gone down a lot. I am straight.”
This time, her facial reaction was first like this —> o.O, and then she turned this —> O.O
I laughed, and I walked away from the counter.
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