Today I had the opportunity to visit one of the local International universities. Well, it’s work related so I dressed in shirt, working pants, and a smart tie. After the registration process at the guard station, I proceeded into the campus.
Wow! Lots of young girls around, emitting the kind of energy that is so difficult to resist, and they all look so beautiful because they are young and firm and bouncy ass instead of wrinkles and sagging breasts…
Wait, that comes out differently than what I meant.
What I am trying to say is that, when I walked into the campus, I felt like an old piece of crap. Let’s look at it this way, their average age is, say, around 20? I am one full Chinese zodiac sign away, and that’s freaking 12 years their senior. If I am really lucky, they might call me “uncle”, and if not, “grandpa”. Now, that’s not very comforting to know, isn’t it?
Anyway, what I saw (mostly girls, as you got to admit, guys like to look at girls, especially horny lonely old man like me) was that most of these girls, beside young, are energetic. Furthermore, they know how to take care of themselves, as their skin are mostly smooth (or maybe its the age), good body shape (lots of workout or simply because their metabolic rate is still at their prime at this age), and lots of laughter.
Also, what I noticed/saw was that none of them were looking at me. I mean, why would they? They have many wonderful years ahead of them, so why would they look at an old fart like me? Besides, for the sake of discussion, let’s just say that I have such a young girlfriend, she would be so energetic that she would want to go many places, whereas I would want to stay home to rest after long day of work.
Of course, that’s only wishful thinking.
Wait, I am deviating too far away from the main topic.
The conclusion is like this: I am feeling old, especially when surrounding by these young people.
update @ april 14
After talking to a friend (you know who you are, funny weird eyed woman!), I have decided to go for a change.
There is an opening for “Young and Pretty Part-Time Girlfriend” post, and here are the requirements:-
- You must be female.
- You must be below 23 years old.
- You must be pretty.
- You must be at least 5′6″
- You must be below 50kg
- If you are a student, apply within.
- You must have great sense of humor.
- You must understand “no string attached” or “not in commitment” very well until further notice of change.
- Fresh graduates are strongly encouraged to apply.
- Must be open minded, like “there is no such thing as no sex before marriage” kind of thing.
Now, here are the benefits that come with this position.
- Accommodation will be provided, as long as it is my place.
- Food will be provided (just don’t ask what kind of food).
- Transportation will be provided, once in a while when I am free.
- Gifts will be provided, as long as I feel like it.
If you are interested, please forward your resume with picture (a must!) to adrianang(dot)net(at)gmail(dot)com.
Thank you.
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