The other day, I had a conversation with a friend of mine on Google Chat. It started off something else, and then we talked about our busy working life, how she was headhunted by some professional recruiters even though she has just joined this new company for 2 months only, and how our busy working life has taken over our life and all that…
ME: “Wah lau eh! Everyday work like mad but still not earning lots of money.”
V: “Same here…”
ME: “How good it is to find a sugar mommy. I mean, when I say something is nice, BAM! She will buy it for me.”
V: “Hahaha! Don’t we all wish that?”
ME: “Ya, but most time than not, those sugar mommies are fucking ulgy, super fat, and old. It’s not easy to swallow, if you catch my drift.”
V: “HAHAHAHA! Must sacrifice! *winks*”
ME: “Hehe! True! Too bad I am not cute enough!”
V: “Hahaha! True!”
ME: “Kanneh… niamah….”
V: “HAHAHAHA!”
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Now, just for the sake of discussion, let’s just assume that there is a sugar mommy around. Now, imagine that when you just barely mentioned “Oh, the brand new Honda Accord is nice.” And next thing you know, a brand new Honda Accord is parked in front of your house the very next day, with your choice of color, engine specifications, and it even comes with a petrol card inside the glove compartment.
Wow…
Or how about you barely say that you are tired of this apartment of yours and wanted to look for something more decent, and again, before you know it, there was a set of keys to a prestige housing area, and the keys will lead you to a Semi-Detached home, with maids, gardens, and security alarm.
Woooow……
Now, isn’t life great if it happens this way?
But imagine again, for the sake of discussion, that this sugar mommy is most probably 60 years old with millions in the bank, while you are still in your prime age. Well, for sugar mommy, if you can make her “happy” only then you will be rewarded with those lavish gifts. Will you do it?
Or how about if the sugar mommy is someone young, like around your age, very pretty, very sweet, and again, for the sake of discussion, became your girlfriend or wife and you do love her deeply. Will you still take those gifts?
Let’s face the facts. I have met a lot of girls from rich family, and some of them are filthy rich. Let’s just assume that you have a lot of these kind of friends, and one of them you like, and then you guys became a couple. Of course, for the sake of this topic, let’s just say you are a normal working class, earning a medium salary, and she is the one with big spending power, like buying a car with cash without flinching a muscle, or buying a RM10,000 watch without thinking, so normally, she will pamper you with gifts. Will you accept those gifts?
For me, even though I don’t come from rich family, and I have to work my ass off to get to where I am today, I will firmly say that I won’t accept those gifts. Basic birthday gifts, yes, but not those super expensive stuff. I would prefer that I buy those myself.
Male ego? Nope. Chauvinist? Nope. It’s more like I like to depend on myself, earning what I can earn and spending what I can afford. What’s the use to wear a RM20,000 watch if I am only earning RM2,000 a month? What’s the use of driving a RM500,000 car if I earn only RM4,000 a month? What’s the use of living in a RM1,000,000 house if I am jobless? Nope, that is not my principles.
If I can afford a RM400,000 house, then RM400,000 house that is. If I can only afford a RM200,000 car, then RM200,000 car that is. I will work harder, earn more, and upgrade. I want to be able to take care of myself, instead of depending on others to buy me the things that I cannot afford.
But that’s just me. Feel free to rip the comment page apart.
But if you are rich, beautiful, and you want to be my sugar mommy, please apply within. I am starting to accept new applications for 2008/2009 season. Thank you.

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