Harajuka girls, or also commonly known as Cosplay girls [wiki definition here], are those girls who like to dress like some of their favorite anime, manga, or video games characters.
Wah so free ah!, you wonder. Wonder why I wrote about Harajuka/Cosplay girls?
The other day while I was walking around 1Utama Shopping Center, I saw one really young girl, probably below 22, and she was wearing like some waitress in an anime. I mean, her skirt looked heavy with all the laces, the black tops got shitload of ribbons, and she was wearing some fluffy hairband or something. She was the instant center of attention to all the shopping crowds, be it young or old, aunties or uncles, men or women, transexuals or mosquitoes. Yup, she grabbed all the attention from every fucking living objects in the mall without even stripping naked.
Yeah, she got me as well. I looked. I turned. I laughed.
Sorry people, but I think the Cosplay shit is just a waste of time. Okay, you may look cute, ONLY IF you do look cute. If you are fat and your face doesn’t even look close to cute, don’t fucking try it, you will most probably scare the kids and drive the men away.
But the boys who like anime a lot will probably dig it. I mean, if you like anime a lot and a lot, imagine your fun and happiness that you are fucking an anime character in real life (no, you sick bastard, I am talking about a person who dresses like an anime character, not an anime doll you sick fuck). Your fantasy becomes real.
But I do have to give them credits. It is not easy to be Cosplay girls. I mean, you have to spend a lot of time, energy and money to get those clothes because it is not available in Parkson or even Disney Stores. Yes, I checked. So credit must be due to these people to try to tailor-made these clothes, and the time and energy to put them on. Taking them off will be easier for them if it is done by the boys. But they are enjoying their few minutes of fame and attention wherever they go.
Anyway, back to the Cosplay girl I saw at 1Utama.
It took me few seconds to finally realize that she was actually holding hand with a boy. The boy was wearing a plain T-shirt and jeans. Sorry dude, all the attention from the people around were glued to your chick so I am really sorry that I almost ran you over.
Too dress down for the occasion, I guess. He should wear a Gundam costume or Transformer outfit. Then they will be match-made in heaven.

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