Every year, people will ask me the same question during/before the Christmas season. Every year, without fail, I have the same wishlist, and every year I wrote the same letter, address to Santa, and mail it way before Christmas so that hopefully Santa will receive the letter.
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Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy/man this year, the year before, and the years before this. I will continue to be good if you can grant me just one wish.
My wish is extremely simple; Bill Gates will put me as the sole benefiter in his will that I, myself alone, will inherit all his assets, money, properties but none of the debts. And then he die a day after that he signs that will.
Thank you. Love you a million times.
Regards,
Adrian Ang
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See, short and concise. I don’t think Santa will fail to understand such letter and will have little problem fulfilling my wish.
But every year, Bill Gates is still alive and kicking. So either our fucking Pos Malaysia is not doing a good job for delivering those fucking letters to Santa, or somehow Santa is not answering my letters. Well, Santa most probably received hundreds of millions of letters every year, so maybe he just missed mine by chance.
But I still think that our Pos Malaysia is not doing a good job, so I most probably should just e-mail Santa.
Anyone knows the e-mail address of santa? Is it santa@claus.com?
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