You know, for all these years that Maria and I together, we had never celebrated Christmas together, not even once. She would always go back to Singapore to spend the time with her family. This year she will definitely go back as her family is moving away after Christmas. So there goes the Christmas celebration.
Me? Well, my family is a traditional Chinese family so we do not celebrate Christmas. The only festive seasons that we do celebrate are Chinese New Year, Hungry Ghost Festival and Moon Cake Festival. Yup, that’s about it.
This year it won’t be much different. Hell, actually this year it is worse than any other years and my Christmas was pretty much fucked up since 3 weeks ago. I will not elaborate more on this, so let’s just keep it that way.
So what’s my plan for Christmas?
Well, BIG PLAN!!! I intend to booze myself up and down, inside and out. So the best place is Langkawi, with plenty of cheap booze around. I intend to just sit on the beach and down 3 bottles of Chivas. Yeah, I will pass out, and most probably just sleep on the beach until I get serious sun burn in the morning and my skin peels off like a snake. But guess what? I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK! I just want to get drunk, very very drunk. Hell, I will use those IV drip to drip down one bottle of Absolut Vodka into my blood even if I am already passed out, if I can.
Do I really care about the consequences? You can bet your cute bouncy tight ass that I don’t give a fuck. (Yeah, all my readers have nice ass, and its a compliment, so don’t argue with me!)
Yeah, that’s the desire level of mine on how much I want to get drunk. Overdosed with alcohol? Yeah babeh! BRING IT ON!!! The more the merrier! Now that’s the merry part for the fucking Merry Christmas.
Just in case you are not clear, I fucking hate Christmas. Yup, people are being joyful and merry, but I just fucking hate Christmas. In fact, this year’s Christmas is all the way on top of the Most Hateful Things list. I hate it doesn’t mean I have to spoil it for other people, that’s why I want to do this alone. Yes, so just fucking leave me alone.
For those who are celebrating, well, I do wish that you enjoy your Christmas. For me, I will enjoy my Christmas Booze.
Merry Fucking Christmas!
Now where is my booze. Found it! Absolut Vodka, I love you!
Yay!
here’s to having a shitty christmas and a crappy new year
Hear haear. Let’s toast to the frigging brillian chrirstmas plann and a crappy new year holiday.