Rant & Raves

Dear Readers: This is one part of the guide that will save your relationship, improve your relationship, or help you get laid. The other parts can be found here and here. Trust me, this is tested and proven.

This doesn’t apply to 100% of the population. But it covers the majority of the population. Treat this guide with extra care.

Men are from South Pole and women are from North Pole. Now that’s my general observation about the main difference between men and women; they are completely opposite.

Let me just raise one simple example; for those who has a boyfriend/girlfriend, how many times have you heard the term “I am fine!”? (And for those who are not yet in a relationship, I can guarantee you, with my manhood and all available body parts and organs, that you will hear a lot of that in the near future.)

For men, when we say we are fine, we are really fine. But if something is not fine and is bothering us, we said we are fine because we just wanted to be left alone to think about the situations and solutions. So in a sense, we are actually fine, we just wanted the time and opportunity to think. Yes, men are the logic-group; everything has a reason, solutions, analysis, and all that crap. So for women, if your men are saying fine, you can just go do your things and leave your men alone because they are alright. Don’t probe them with questions because that will only annoy them.

Yup, men are just a simple bunch, very direct and you don’t really have to second guess them.

For women, when they say they are fine, 99.283% chances are that they are not. Look for their body languages, like a folded arms, pouting lips and all that. They will tell you fine, but actually they are not. Even if you say, “Oh babe, what’s wrong? You can tell me.” and again, 89.731% guaranteed that they will tell you that they are fine. Now, you need to be quick to ask more question, like “Is XXX being a bitch again?” or “Has someone bullied you” or “Is it work?” You don’t give a shit, hit as many questions as you can and she will start talking about it. Yes, women are emotional-group and they like to talk about the issues.

If you don’t ask many questions, you might be lucky to end up not getting any sex or sleeping on the bath tub. Worse is that she will just ignore you for few months to no end. Hell, sometimes that is the single reason why some married couples getting divorced.

Unfortunately, men generally will take the verbal answer as the final answer. So the advice for women to have a better relationship with your men, tell them you are not fine if you are not fine. Your man is not a fucking mind reader so please tell him what’s in your mind. You can wait for 200 years until he finally found the right answer if you don’t tell him right away.

So do you see the polarity between men and women now?

Another example is the very simple YES and NO.

Men said YES, that means YES. Simple, direct and easy to understand.

Women said YES, that can mean YES and NO. Yup, confusing isn’t it? Tell me about it but that is how thing works for women. Women expect us to read their minds (again, please read the above message again: we men are not fucking mind readers!) and I do not have an answer for you, my dear male readers already in a relationship, in pursuit of a relationship, or even if you are a loner. You just have to thread the water carefully and be very witty and smart to maneuver the situations, otherwise you are fucked fried fucked, not literally.

Another most common term we hear in a relationship is “Up to you”.

Now, an example; during dinner hour, the couple was having discussion about what they should take for dinner.

When men said, “Up to you,” and that means it is really, and I do mean really, up to the female. The female make any, and I do mean, ANY (most of the time anyway), suggestions, the men will say, “Okay! Let’s go!”

For women, when they said “Up to you”, they normally have a list of about 20 places to go and she’s hoping that what come out from your mouth will hit one of the jackpots. Been there, done that, so nowadays I give up on the rights to make any choice for dinner/lunch/breakfast.

Consider the following conversation. I am sure many of you whom has gone through a relationship can relate to this conversation.

ME: What do you want to eat dear?
Girl: Up to you babe.
ME: Fried noodle?
Girl: Too much soy sauce.
ME: Japanese food?
Girl: Too expensive.
ME: How about KFC?
Girl: Too heaty and I am afraid of acne.
ME: Okay, how about Italian?
Girl: Eww the cheese is too fattening.
ME: Alright, how about Steak House?
Girl: Er… all meat, not healthy.
ME: Hmmm.. how about vegetarian?
Girl: What? All veggie and no meat? How boring!
ME: So what you want to eat?
Girl: How about Vietnamese?
ME: Okay.

So the solution for men is really simple; say something slick and sweet, like (1)”I don’t care what to eat as long as I got your company,” or (2)”Babe, why not you choose? You always have a better choice than I do.” But don’t repeat the same old shit all the time, otherwise she will not buy that kind of answer anymore and you will end up frustrated.