Last night when I logged in to Facebook to play the Texas Hold’Em Poker, I saw the message box got some messages. So I read it.
In order to protect the privacy of these individuals, I will just call this dude Guy and this lady Girl (the fact is I forgot their names, but no one has to know that).
Guy: You must breast feed until the child is 2 years old.
My first thought was, “Sweet mother Jessus of all love, is this guy for real? I mean, we are here to play poker and yet this dude is talking about breast-feeding?”
My second thought was, “Maybe this dude is the father of the child so they are having domestic argument on the Poker table. That’s really wicked.” So I dug into this guy’s profile, and he is from Malaysia. I looked at the girl. Well, let’s just say she’s almost 100% Caucasian and her profile stated that she’s from Europe country. Then I read the ongoing conversation while playing my Poker.
Girl: Well, nowadays babies do get off breast feeding early.
Guy: Oh you and your modern thing.
Girl: Bottle is more convenient and easier for the father too.
Guy: I don’t understand. Convenient?
Girl: Yeah, when the father wants to spend some bonding time with the baby, he can bring the bottles so very convenient.
Guy: Bonding?
Girl: Yeah. You know, like spending time to get close to the baby.
Guy: You make me laugh, Girl. You and your idea make me scare to have baby.
Seriously, I was on a winning streak but I couldn’t stand it anymore. Even though I had good cards that time, I folded it, and typed a message to Guy.
ME: Dude, just shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit if you are going to have babies, and it is better if you don’t. Just leave other people alone as they have their own methods. If you wanna play Poker, play. If not, at least shut the fuck up!
By that, I left that table because I felt really embarrassed by this one particular Malaysian. Why can’t people have their own choice of feeding their babies? This dude seriously used the wrong choice of words, like “must”, and he scoffed at the idea of father-and-son bonding? Jesus, where do this kind of people come from? Are we still living in the stone age or if he is still living on a tree? It will be pretty amazing to be living on a tree and yet having internet connection.
I don’t know, and I sure as hell not interested to find out. I just hope this fucker will loose all his chips and will never win in his life time.
the only thing a guy knows about breasts is how to knead them for his own carnal pleasure. what feeding, what bond? those are just gimmicks to get into the topic.
Well, I agree. That guy is a pervert that kept talking about breast and totally avoided the topics about feeding, bonding and other shit.
Hey Chris, some people are just trying to talk to girls, and sometimes they are just weird.