Rant & Raves

This morning a message popped up on my chat, and this person started chatting to me.

abell_cutie: Hi
me: Hello
abell_cutie: How are you
me: I am great. You?
abell_cutie: ur asl pls
me: age? I am old. Sex? Yes please! Location? I am here that what matters the most.

After that, I never hear from her anymore.

That is one great way to stop those strangers from straying too long and waste your time. Yes, I do that all the time to piss off the strangers, but who give a fuck? They won’t know who I am and shit like that. I am shielded by many layers of IP, the screen and the keyboard. So I am safe.

Okay, first of all, after all these years, why are people still messaging a stranger and ask for A/S/L? (that stands for Age/Sex/Location, just in case you want to know) Don’t they have something better to ask? I mean, this A/S/L shit has been going on for years and years and it seems like no one care to think of a better question! So my standard reply is always what I have told her, or if that is a “she” at all.

Just some suggestions to the younger generation…

me: Hello! How are you doing?
someone: Hi! I am great. You?
me: I am doing great! Do you facebook/MySpace? If you do, add me and let’s cybersex there!
someone: Sure! My email/url is XXXXXXXXXX

See, more direct and shit. Besides, you have a higher chance to seeing that person’s face on facebook/MySpace (if they do put their real picture, that is), know where they are from, know their age, know what they do, what they have done and what are their interests. Isn’t that better than asking all these same old shit like A/S/L? Everyone will get tired from typing “21/HOT male/Malaysia” and shit like that (by the way, I am not 21. Just a saying).

There are many new great things out there, like the development of Facebook, MySpace, or even Friendster. So why not be creative and think of something new to stay instead of sticking to the old mantra of A/S/L?

Please have the chat ethic and use the new things, be creative and stop being so suck!

Thank you.