Archive for October, 2007

30
Oct

I am still working, in the middle of the night…

Current Time: 11:55pm (as of writing)
Current Position: Office (where else?)
Current Statues:
- Tired
- Hungry
- Very tired

I have been in the office since 9am today, and I have been working on a few things. First off, I completed one of the proposals for a customer of mine. And then, I was proof-reading it and converting the Word Document to PDF format.

Now, I simply don’t understand why those fucking programmers just can’t make the software to talk to each other. On my macbook, the Microsoft Word will convert the file to PDF (built-in PDF converter), but I run into problems with I have some Landscape pages (I have a lot of those tables, like accounting tables, time table, etc in my proposal). When I convert them, it will section those Landscape pages to a separate file. So let’s say you have 20 pages of Doc, and you have 3 tables, then the software will churn out 7 separate PDF files (the normal section before the first table is 1 file, the landscape page is 1 file, then after that the normal page will be another file before the next table, get it?)

After asking my business partner to convert them properly, I proceeded the printing process. See, nowadays people tare talking about paper-less work environment. I can tell you that this is completely bull-crap.

See, as long as the law doesn’t accept digital signature as an official signature, there is no way we can get away with printing out those documents on paper. The proposal contains Non-Disclosure Agreement so how are we going to get away with that if we don’t print it out?

And here comes another problem. It seems like my inkjet printer has no memory at all so printing the document out (20 odd pages) will take, well, forever. After printing 2 lines of text, the printer head will go back to the position, take a fag, read some porno mag, and rest a bit before printing the next 2 lines of text. That’s why I am still here, waiting for the fucking printer to get it done. As of now, I still have 14 pages to go…

Of course, another problem is that my macbook doesn’t have enough memory. It is the factory-default 512MB (yeah I know, I know) and now my laptop feels like the pre-historic Pentium 200MHz era computer. The younger generation will not understand the feeling, but for those of us who has gone through it, it is actually something like this; when the computer is lagging, and when you type really fast, the words will not appear on the screen. The cursor will blink, blink, blink and then BAMP! The words started to appear really fast, like a fucking typewriter.

Anyway, I am waiting for the print job to be done so that I can go home, and maybe take my really late dinner. And I now have a new WishList:
- Upgrade the laptop memory to 2GB
- Purchase a Color Laser Printer with huge ass memory
- Get a really sexy secretary to do most of these daunting jobs.

So if you will excuse me, I have to go back to wait for my HP Inkjet to finish smoking his weed and start to print the rest of the document out.

27
Oct

A Trip to Melaka

Not long ago I just came back from Melaka, a historic town in Malaysia, on a business trip. I mean, the drive is nothing to shout about, just plenty of highway and stuff.

But I do notice something unusual while I was in Melaka…

When I was done with my appointment, it was around 5:45pm, and normally from where I come from (Kuala Lumpur, capital of Malaysia, if you have to ask), the traffic would be very bad and there will be traffic congestion everywhere, and I do mean EVERYWHERE, except maybe those housing area access road. But that wasn’t the case when I was in Melaka, and in fact, the traffic was fairly smooth. And then I noticed it…

The drivers, both for cars and motorcycles, were more like taking a weekend stroll around the city instead of rushing home. They were just cruising on the street (like a 30KM/H kind of cruise) and being a city-boy*, I couldn’t stand that kind of cruising unless it was a weekend. So I had to step on the gas plenty of time and overtook most of them, and mind you, I wasn’t even close at breaking the speed limit law by doing so.

And when I overtook them, those drivers actually turned their heads and looked at me as if I was some kind of alien. What? Was it wrong to drive just a tad faster than you guys? Don’t forget, I got a few hours drive ahead of me in order to reach home!

I mean, is it a norm to drive so slow in small town? I noticed that when I was in Muar, Kluang and now, Melaka! After much thought, I think I knew the answer why they normally drive slowly cruise around the town.

The reason is because they hardly have any traffic jam so they have plenty of time to reach their destination, so why the rush? For big cities, we have to “beat the traffic”, and sometimes most of the time we have to squeeze into the inches gap just to get ahead of the other cars. 3 lanes only? No problem, in Malaysia we can convert a 3 lanes motorway to a 4 lanes anytime. Every inch is as precious as a gold bar since it might save us that few milliseconds so we could get to our destination quicker, to meet our lovers earlier, to avoid a nagging wife for being late, or better yet, to have sex earlier.

Hell, those small town can be so small that it takes only 5 minutes to reach one end to another, like Kluang. Can you imagine that people in Kluang normally go home to take lunch during lunch break? And they go home for dinner every day! In Kuala Lumpur, sometimes you will be late by the time you reach home, not to mention taking your lunch. Dinner? Nope, sorry, its all eat-out because by the time we reach home and cook our dinner, it will be good for the next day’s breakfast.

Anyway, it would be great if I can stay in those small town for a few weeks and try to leisure life. It would be something.

Wait, scratch that. I have tried it in Kluang. I have decided during that time it wasn’t something for me, period. Maybe during my retirement year, but that’s a big “maybe”.

*NOTE: Technically I am not a city boy. I am considered a half-breed. I grew up in Seremban, not a very big town but not yet a city, and then I spent most of my adult life in cities like Dallas, Kuala Lumpur, just to name a few. Another point to add is that technically, I am no longer a boy. But who cares?

24
Oct

Bollywood Movie Blockbuster

Last night I was watching TV (actually I wasn’t really watching because I was working on the laptop in front of the TV), and the Cantonese movie finished, so I flipped the channels (there weren’t many channels to start with as I do not subscribe to Astro, the satellite TV in Malaysia) until I reached TV3.

TV3 was showing an Indian flick.

Now, I generally don’t watch Indian flick because (a) I don’t understand the language, and the subtitles were normally in Malay, which in case if you don’t know, my Malay sucks big time, and (b) the storylines are generally sucks as they all looked the same to me.

Anyway, with nothing better to watch, I just left the TV on. I didn’t watch the stuff from the start, but I got the story line that a thief, one of the best, ran off to Brazil and the police from Mumbai went after him. And then the police used one of the hot-chicks to lure the thief into a trap so they could capture him red-handed once he has stolen something.

Okay, I got the story.

But what I didn’t get was why the heck was that when the thief met the policemen during a party, they just somehow started to sing and dance, and then the party-goers started to dance with them. I mean, it doesn’t make sense at all.

And then, when the police finally wanted to catch the thief, the thief ran off but made one phone call to the house where the police just barged in. Now on the next scene, the police was already chasing the thief with a helicopter. Then, when the thief was riding on the superbike and went into the tunnel, the helicopter landed and the two policemen stormed out from the helicopter on their very own superbikes. I mean, who in their right mind would ferry superbikes in a helicopter everywhere when they are actually chasing a thief? And how did the police tracked down the thief when the thief was riding the superbike in Brazil city?

Of course, there are mobile tracking system that they can basically check where are the caller called from based on the mobile number. But the director, or rather the script writer, decided to exclude this part. So there’s less logic behind this Indian flick. Okay, to be brutally honest, most of the movies nowadays do not offer much logic but at least they tried their best. But for a lot of the Indian flicks that I had watched? I don’t know, it just doesn’t make sense.

And this comes the best part. At the end there was a fighting scene and this is always my favorite because I got to see how they get the “punch” each other out. I mean, credit must be given to those actors when they were “punching” just inches away from each other, and that is not an easy feat. And the most difficult part is that the actor being punched will need to synchronize the move as if he was really hit by another dude. The best part is always that the camera captured all the move and it is clear that the fists are always few inches away, sometimes they will miss by a feet or so.

It was rather amusing to watch it. But I was mildly disappointed because gone was the tomato-sauce-add-pinch-of-water-like blood, or more horribly, the Ferrari-red-paint blood that they used to use. This time, the “blood” actually looked pretty much like, er… blood, in that movie.

Anyway, it is highly recommended that anyone feel bored should watch an Bollywood flick. It was fun and I enjoyed every moment of it, except that someone could just use a friggin’ English subtitle or something so I can understand the movie more.

16
Oct

The First Malaysia Space Traveller

Recently there were a lot of hoo-haa from the newspaper about the very first Malaysia traveler. [The Star got a report here.]

Now, I am not saying that this is not true. We do have the very first Malaysian space traveler and every all the TV news channels were covering the take-off, and all the blogs and newspaper marked the day (in case you didn’t know, it was October 10th) of the take-off. Hell, there were shitloads of advertisement about it as well. But some news agency announced that we have the first Malaysian astronaut in space. I beg to differ the term used here.

Astronaut, as defined by Dictionary.com, is “a person engaged in or trained for spaceflight.” Now, for my understanding, the Malaysian government has spent hundred of millions of taxpayers’ money to send Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar into space by tagging along the Russian space program. So its more like me taking a flight to Japan. I pay the flight ticket, and I became a traveler. But should I be called a pilot? Well, if I am flying the damn 747, then I demand people to call me a pilot. But I am not. I am only a passenger. I am only a traveler.

Okay, maybe I should feel proud that there is finally a Malaysian going into space. But on second thoughts, I decided not to feel proud. Why? That’s part of the money that the government is spending on fuel to bring this dude up in space (I am a taxpayer, remember?). Secondly, what is he doing up there? I mean, other people or countries are sending astronaut in space to do research, to construct some satelite but what is our scientist doing up there? The expedition will normally take months if not years, but our spaceman, so to speak, is only going to be in the space for 9 days.

At first there were big splash of news internationally and the Malaysian government became an International Joke because the Malaysian government had earlier decided that the first Malaysian space traveler to perform play batu seremban, a traditional Malay children’s game played with pebbles, will do some batik painting and will make teh tarik, a type of Malaysian milky tea, all to see how these things can be done without gravity (which I blogged about here and here) so they scrapped the Teh Tarik shit and just slot in some so-called researches and experiments. So is this some kind of joke? No, the government is taking this very seriously. If it’s not a joke, then it is a waste of money. The taxpayers’ money.

The Russians will be thinking, “Hey, those idiots payed us so much money, its up to them what they want to do up there as long as they don’t mess up our space craft.”

By the way, I am very sure that Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar will be slapped with a Datuk-ship (something like being knighted, becoming a Sir but in Malaysia, its Datuk) when he comes back. If not soon, it will be some time in the near future. Mark my words for that.

And I wonder how come my Frequent Travel Miles cannot translate into a Datuk-ship. Fuck, life is just so damn unfair.

12
Oct

Happy Holidays

I would like to wish all my readers and friends….

Selamat Hari Raya!

During this holiday seasons, the highways will be jammed. So please drive carefully. You can drink, , smoke, get laid and enjoy yourself but most importantly is not get yourself injured, or worse, killed, during this holiday season.

08
Oct

The Blog…

Okay, some of you might not have noticed…

But I have added the Vote Rating System thing on my blog. You know, the star (rating) system that allow you to mark how you like the post. So if you have a moment, please click on how many stars you wanna give to each post.

And if you don’t have time, then go to hell!

And if you don’t have a moment to click on the Rating, then go to hell!

Thank you.

05
Oct

My New Toy

Yup! I just got a new toy!

More information on the toy I just got after the jump.

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