Archive for June, 2007

28
Jun

CSI: Malaysia

It was 8:49am, and the office staff were busy working on their computers. The company event was just days away and everyone felt the pressure. Some of them even pulled all nighters trying to complete the task on hand.

At that moment, the toilet cleaner walked out inconspicuously and quietly from the washroom, carrying a red bucket with the mop. A few droplets of water fell from the mop, leaving a faint trail of his going. His head tucked low, vision fixed on the floor and he was trying to avoid any attention from the staff. But he walked with a purpose.

At 9:59am, the boss came into the office. Everyone called him a “Datuk” because he was reaching 70, yet he was filled with energy, and he would go into the office every day even though he had relinquished all his responsibilities and duties to his sons. He started the company many years ago, and the company was filled with rich history and heritage. He walked his round to talk to the staff, to ensure that no one was taking one too many breaks, and to ensure that no one was chatting online nor playing computer games. He is a very determined person, and a stubborn one, as his sons would call him. He didn’t want to retire just yet, and he was still very much involve in the company management, albeit his sons objections.

The Datuk was still very much in control of the company.

He went into his room, and at 10:16am, he walked out slowly from his office (with huge windows overlooking the scenery) and went into the washroom. Quickly, he came out, and his look was disgusted and worried.

He called out and a staff named K, an assistant manager whom sitting nearest to the washroom, went to the Datuk as soon as possible.

Datuk:[pointing] “You! Do you see anything wrong?”
K: “No sir. What’s wrong?”
Datuk: “Look carefully! Do you see ANYTHING wrong?”
K: “Er… no sir.”
Datuk:[pointing at the floor] “Look at these shoe prints!”
K: “…….”
Datuk: “Okay. I want you to find out who the culprits are. When you know who went into the toilet while the floor is wet, ask them to come to me.”
K: “Huh? Okay….”

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ME: “HAHAHAHAHA! Don’t tell me you really go and check who did it.”
K: “Er… yeah, I did.”
ME:[still laughing loudly] “But how?”
K: “Aiyah! I went to all the male colleagues and check their shoe prints to see if they matches the one in the toilet lor.”
ME: “Hahahaha!!! Dumb ass! If I were you I would just tell Datuk that I couldn’t find the person. I won’t even bother!”
K: “Yeah, but you don’t know Datuk. He will get to the bottom of it.”
ME: “So tell me, at the end did you find the culprit?”
K: “Nope.”
ME: “Exactly! What’s the difference if you were to tell him he couldn’t find without even bother looking for the culprit and you looked for the culprit but couldn’t find? You dumb ass!”
K: “Eh, don’t say that lah.”
ME: “So what happened after that?”
K: “I told him I couldn’t find, and he asked me to mop the toilet floor to make sure it’s clean.”
ME: “Hahahahahahaahaha!”
K: “…….”

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Honestly, the Datuk is definitely too free and he has nothing better to do than asking his staff to check out those shoe prints. But my friend was just too straight forward until he obeyed and really checked for those shoe prints.

26
Jun

vegetable sex

If anyone is into vegetable sex, and I am talking about steamy and saucy sex involving tomato and potato, then watch the movie here.

It is fucking hilarious and it is the story of Oedipus.

Watch it. I am sure you will like it. Make sure you turn up the volume, or down if you are at workplace. You definitely don’t want your boss or colleagues to hear the steaming and sexy moaning during sex.

25
Jun

police cars around the world

German Police Car
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Brabus modified Mercs
Top Speed: 350km/h (limited)

China Police Car
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Hummer

USA Police Car
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Chevy Corvette

Spain Police Car
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Audi TT

Italian Police Car
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Peugeot Sports GT

Japan Police Car
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Nissan Skyline GTR - Top speed: 280km/h

French Police Car
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Lamborghini Gallardo - Top speed: 320km/h

Singapore Police Car
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Subaru WRX STi - Top speed: 270km/h

Finally…. the champion Police Car in the world is….
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Malaysia Police Car
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Perodua Kancil - Top speed: 140km/h (and damn scary when doing this speed. Trust me, I tried it)

Check out the Wiki side on Perodua Kancil here.

23
Jun

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20
Jun

Another Article from Michael Backman

Michael Backman, who wrote about “While Malaysia fiddles, its opportunities are running dry” and “Malaysia bites back and industriously trades the insults” [which I republished here and here], has published a new article today.

I am republishing the article here. If you want to read the article from the source, please scroll to the bottom.

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With this cash I thee wed: here comes the bribe

Michael Backman
June 20, 2007

A NEW term has emerged in Malaysian political debate and it arose from a column I wrote at the end of last year.

In the column, I said that Malaysian government waste wasn’t “Malaysia boleh” (the national slogan that means “Malaysia can”) but “Malaysia bodoh” (”bodoh” translates as stupid.) The column was emailed pretty much to anyone with an email account.

Many in Malaysia have taken to referring to government waste and poor decision making as coming from “Bodohland”.

But really the term is too strong because there’s a lot that is good in Malaysia. And besides, Malaysia is still a developing country. Allowances need to be made for that, but then the Malaysian Government needs to be careful that allowances do not become excuses.

Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi came to office in 2003 claiming he would tackle corruption. His efforts have been less than “boleh”.

The man he appointed to head the anti-corruption agency was soon accused of corruption. At about the same time, a deputy police minister was accused of taking bribes to set criminal suspects free.

Abdullah did not require either man to step aside while investigations were made. Instead, he insisted that 85 per cent of corruption allegations proved baseless.

But then, that is because most are inadequately investigated in the first place.

Probably, there’s less top-level corruption than is commonly imagined. The most damaging corruption that eats away at the very foundations of Malaysia as a civil society relates to police corruption.

A recent survey by Transparency International found that the public and business nominated the police as Malaysia’s most corrupt institution, far ahead of more obvious candidates such as public works authorities or land offices.

A royal commission established by Abdullah called for an independent police complaints body to be set up. But the police chiefs objected. So, one was not set up.

Last year, Malaysians were shocked by the particularly nasty murder of a Mongolian model who had claimed to have had a child by the head of the Malaysian Strategic Research Centre, a local think tank with links to ruling party UMNO and the Malaysian armed forces. The head was close to Deputy Prime Minister and Defence Minister Najib Abdul Razak.

The model was shot twice and her body blown up by hand grenades or explosives, presumably in an attempt to destroy evidence. Two members of an elite police unit were arrested for the murder. The unit is under Najib’s administration.

That police allegedly would not only commit a murder but then go to such gruesome lengths to destroy the evidence sums up for many Malaysians all that is rotten about their police force. The trial of the police opened on Monday.

Why have Malaysians had to put up with such rotten police for so long? It makes you ask who is in charge. The police are under the Home Affairs Ministry. And, who was home affairs minister under the last prime minister? Current Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi.

Elsewhere a police minister in charge of such a corrupt police force would be fired, not promoted to be prime minister. But of course that would be to judge the Malaysian Government by the international standards from which it has long asked to be excused.

In more disappointing news for ordinary Malaysians, nine Japanese shipping companies that transport timber from Malaysia’s timber-rich Sarawak state have been accused by Japanese tax authorities of failing to report $US9 million ($A10.6 million) income between 1999 and 2006.

The money was paid to a Hong Kong company, Regent Star, which is connected to Abdul Taib Mahmud, Sarawak’s Chief Minister since 1981, and his family.

The Japanese authorities decided these payments were not legitimate tax expenses but bribes. Taib Mahmud has denied the allegations and has asked his administration’s anti-corruption agency to investigate. He has not stood aside.

Not only is Taib Mahmud the Chief Minister, he is also Resource Management and Planning Minister. This means he is also Forestry Minister. And that is fortuitous because his brother, Moh’d Tufail bin Mahmud, is co-owner of Sanyan Group, one of Sarawak’s biggest timber companies.

When the state-controlled cement and construction group CMS was privatised, it was sold to the Chief Minister’s family. Two of the Chief Minister’s sons are directors and CMS now gets the lion’s share of state government road works and construction tenders.

Wealth from CMS and huge timber concessions have helped the family to buy a bank in Malaysia, and many other assets. The Malaysian media has reported, for example, that Taib Mahmud’s wife and children control an Australian company, Sitehost, which owns the Hilton Hotel in Adelaide.

The wealth of Taib Mahmud and his family has long been an embarrassment to the Malaysian Government — but Taib Mahmud delivers votes and parliamentary seats.

As for the Japanese bribery allegations, no doubt Taib Mahmud and his family will be exonerated. Perhaps the Japanese are confused. Or perhaps bribes were paid and the independent investigation is not independent.

But it does seem unlikely that Taib Mahmud or his family would take bribes. They are already very wealthy and it’s hard to imagine they could be that greedy.
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I don’t think I should say more about these. I mean, I don’t want to get jail for seditious act and also, what needed to be said has been said thousands of times. I just can’t shake the idea that why it takes a foreigner to see things clearly.

If you want to read this article, click here.

19
Jun

fluffy the great

During the weekend, we took Fluffy [here and here] to Starbucks @ Ikano Power Center. Generally speaking, we are all used to Fluffy getting all the attention whenever we are at the Starbucks, but that day, something magical happened…

There was this Indian guy kept looking at Fluffy, and suddenly, he came over to us and ask for our permission to touch Fluffy. Being friendly and kind like us, we agreed and he was touching and playing with Fluffy, and then there was this Australian lady came over as well and asked for permission. Not 5 seconds passed and an Indian kid appeared and was touching Fluffy as well. I looked back and saw a lot of people were standing near the window (we were sitting outside, the only place that Starbucks allow us to sit with our pets), looking at Fluffy.

I thought to myself, “Damn! Now we are like those animals in the zoo.”

The Indian guy then asked for our permission to take a photo of Fluffy and again, we agreed. He went back to his backpack and took out one big ass SLR digital camera (I believe its an Olympus, but don’t know what is the model) and started asking Fluffy to pose for him.

Unfortunately, Fluffy was a bit camera-shy on that day.

Anyway, I asked the gentleman to give me a copy of the picture and here are the pictures. Enjoy!

Fluffy Looking Down

Fluffy Looking Up

Fluffy - Close up

These pictures were taken before Fluffy got his grooming session, and he looked damn good!

Maybe I should promote Fluffy to some modeling agency and then Fluffy can become a dog-model. Hell, he might become the face of a few international brands!

17
Jun

lan kway fong @ Curve

This morning we went to The Curve to do some work and at night, we had our dinner at Lan Kway Fong.

After we ordered our food, we noticed the lady sitting next to our table wasn’t too happy about the food she ordered, so she called the waiter. Unfortunately, due to the cheap labor shortage, the restaurant owner hired those foreign workers to work as waiters. So the language barrier was there, and the waiter got no choice but to call the restaurant owner.

The owner came out from the counter, and we overheard the lady customer complaining that the food was not as what she has ordered. The lady restaurant owner then explained to the customer about things. I didn’t hear the whole thing, but I can pretty much figure out what was happening.

Customer: “Can I change the food? This is not chicken chop and it has no sauce.” [pointed at the menu to show the difference between her food and the picture in the menu]
Owner: “Miss, the picture in the menu is for illustration only. Beside, this chicken chop is being cut into pieces for easy consumption.”
Customer: “But it doesn’t look like a steak anymore and it is very dry.”
Owner: “This is a chicken chop. We cut the whole meat [and she waved her hand on her flat chest to illustrate] and then we cut it. So miss, this is still a chicken chop.”

The whole thing got our attention, and I couldn’t help but to turn and look at the food. Yup, the whole plate look…er…very plain and white. The so-called chicken chop was white in color, the rice was white in color, and it just looked.. er… not delicious at all.

And then I also shot the restaurant owner a quick glance and I am not a feng shui master, and I am not formally, in any way, trained in the field of feng shui or fortune telling. But once quick glance at her face and I can tell that she is those very unhappy person and everyone around her, including her dear customers, owed her more than 300 millions USD. In Hokkien, that’s called “chao bin” [direct translation: smelly face, and that is how to describe those with utterly unhappy face.]

Obviously, this lady restaurant owner is those who should be behind closed door, like in the kitchen or at home. She is not capable and skilled to run the restaurant outside the kitchen, and her attitude was like she got shitload of customers and she doesn’t care about loosing one good customer. Besides, anyone would loose the appetite once take a look at her “chao bin” face.

Anyway, the whole commodity continued…and the restaurant owner was raising her voice.

Customer: “Okay, but I don’t want this. Can you return this plate back to the kitchen and give me one whole chicken chop, and I want the sauce too.”
Owner: “But miss, this IS THE CHICKEN CHOP! It was just being cut into pieces.”
Customer: “Okay, I understand. But this chicken chop is so dry, and I just want sauce. So can you get your kitchen to put in those sauce?”
Owner: “Miss, the menu is only for illustration purpose only…”
Customer: “OK! Fine! Is this how you treat your customer? I do not like your service…”
Owner: [interfere and cut in mid sentence, and she increase her voice another octave] “Miss, THIS IS THE CHICKEN CHOP you ordered…”
Customer: “I don’t like the way you treat me, and fine, don’t change the food. But be sure than this will be the last time I will dine here!”

The owner was basically glaring at the lady, and she stood there for a good 5 seconds. She was at the brink of saying something, and she hesitated a bit before she walked away without saying a word.

The lady refused to eat the so-called chicken chop, and she took some of the food from her friend’s plate. Once she and her friend finished the food (well, I can’t say that she finished her food since she didn’t touch the chicken and she didn’t really eat the rice as well), they quickly pay and left that place like her butts were on fire.

Normally when we finished our dinner, we will sit there for at least few minutes, just to talk or to enjoy a bit. But they left quickly and I knew for sure that she will never ever return to the Lan Kway Fong restaurant.

So this lady restaurant owner is the classic case of bad business person, and the food there wasn’t particularly nice. The lady owner was lucky that I wasn’t the one complaining, or else I would be scolding her big time and just walk off from the spot without touching the food, and I will refuse to pay the food. Anyway, this is why I am writing this:

The Guide to become Good Restaurant Owner:

The Customer is NOT always right. But it is your job to make them feel that they are always right.
I admit, some customers can be a–hole. But you don’t have to tell them straight in the face that they were wrong. Instead, do anything you can to make the customer feel that they are right, even though they were wrong big time. In this case, try something like this: say sorry, change the fucking food with what the customer wanted. Simple as that. Why create a big scene out of it where all your other customers were watching?

Make sure your picture in your menu is not too far off from your actual food
Some restaurant owners can use very pretty picture and exaggerate some facts about their food. Please don’t do that as it is very misleading. Of course pictures are for illustration purpose only, and no one can deny the fact that Big Mac is not as big as shown in picture. But at least make sure that you have the sauce covering your fucking good if the picture obviously good sauce, You don’t see a Big Mac without the bread, or the beef patty, right?

Make sure the food is not too bad
Okay, I will admit that the food at Lan Kway Fong is not the worst. We had the worst food in the whole Klang Valley (that means the whole Kuala Lumpur and almost 90% of Selangor area) in SS2, PJ. But the food at Lan Kway Fong could be better, much better. Like the food I ordered, it was spicy, and that’s it. There is no other taste and I ordered cheese-bake rice, not laksa. Maria’s food tasted like the Chinese cooking wine, and there’s no other taste. The food is not cheap, and it certainly doesn’t taste good, so does it take a genius to figure out if I will go back to that restaurant?

Your job is to diffuse situations, not infusing them
You, as the owner, will have to diffuse any problems between your waiters and customers, not infusing them. In the case of Lan Kway Fong restaurant, the waiters are actually the nice people and they are polite. The owner came out, and create a big scene out of it, infuse a tense situation and simply piss off the customer big time. That is totally wrong.

If you are not a people-person, do not open a restaurant.
If you do not like the meet people nor interact with new people daily, please do something else instead of opening a restaurant. When you open a restaurant, you have to deal with people (that’s your customers), and you have to give them friendly service and give them a lot of smile. In the case of this Lan Kway Fong restaurant, this lady owner is suitable to open a Funeral Home, not a restaurant. Her face was so “chao bin” until both of us lost our appetite quickly, and the attitude she gave to her customer was bad. Besides, the tasteless food didn’t help the situation as well.

15
Jun

sleepy movie

Last night I was watching 24, season 6 (I love this show because it is a non-stop adventure and action, and it touched a strong base on political points). Actually I watched it not because I was very free, but because I wanted to make myself fall asleep. Unfortunately, I stayed awake during the whole disc (pDVD, if you wanna ask), until around 5am.

I am not the kind of person who will sleep while watching TV, unless I was extremely tired and the show was really boring. Unfortunately, normally I am the only person awake to watch those movies because Maria will sleep midway, if I am lucky that day, during the movie.

When we were watching Alone in the Dark, she slept from the beginning when the text was scrolling up for the introduction of the story. Later, she watched the movie herself and she watched the movie 3 times (that is 4 times total) and she couldn’t finish the movie. The best she has done so far was the moment Christian Slater, the lead actor, appeared on the screen. Her reason? The movie was really dark and made her sleepy.

And then she also watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire around 3 times.

My brother-in-law watched Panthom of the Opera 7 times. His reason? “The movie is so fucking boring!” he said. True, but when I watch those pDVDs with him at home, he will always sleep during half-way through the movie, unless if the movie is very violent (I’m talking about those B-grade movie where blood flow like a river or blood streaming out from the neck like a fountain) and action-pack. Story line is not important to him. The actions (be it fighting, explosion, car chase, and etc) must be packed from the beginning or else he will sleep as well.

And you definitely don’t want to watch Da Vinci Code with him. I did and it was a big regret because he kept complaining to me that the movie was slow and boring. At one point he slept and I woke him up.

Another friend of mine, A, was sleeping during the movie (I forgot to ask which movie). He snored loudly and when his girlfriend, G, woke him up and told him that he was snoring, he said, “Oh no, I am not sleeping. I was just breathing.” Yeah right! And it is a norm that A will sleep during a movie.

A lot of the people around me like to turn on the TV when they sleep. For me, it is a big distraction and when the TV is on, I normally will just stay awake and watch it. But it seems like most of the people that I know can, and will, sleep when watching TV.

So are you one of them, or are you like me?

13
Jun

Singapore vs Malaysia

Today I received an email from a friend regarding the educational level comparison between Singapore Cabinet and Malaysia Cabinet.

I do not have the time to check the reference to ensure that the data presented is accurate. But if you find any inaccurate information, please feel free to contact me and let me know so that I can correct the table. Please make sure you give me the reference URL too.

Anyhow, enjoy yourself with the comparison.

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12
Jun

iSync for Nokia

For Windows Mobile user, you can synchronize your WM phone with mac using Mark/Space.

While we are on the topic of Mac, I also found some useful link regarding iSync which allows you to connect your mac-laptop or desktop to your Nokia phones.

If you are a Mac and you also owns a Nokia phone, you should know that synchronizing your data between your Nokia phone and Mac is virtually impossible without some hacking or some long search on Google Search (of course, unless if you are using the old models of Nokia phones).

I know because I used to own a Nokia E61 and I had to search up and down for something that work. After downloading some files from the web, I had to hack it and it took me a while to get it working. Unfortunately, not all the function works so I just had to live with it. As a result, a lot of my data wasn’t synchronized up-to-date and trust me, you don’t want to go there.

Maybe Nokia is sensing the threat from Apple for the to be launched iPhone, so they finally started the programming work to get Nokia phones to work with Mac. Now that’s a good news for all of us so that the synchronizing part is not only limited to Windows platform.

To see the list of compatible devices, please click here.

Click here to go to official Nokia website to check the compatible Nokia phones with iSync.




 

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