Rant & Raves

The other day when I was on the highway, I met with an asshole.

I was driving Maria to some place, and when we took the service lane to the highway, there was this Kancil whom refused to give way. By rules, by right, and by law, when the road merged, the on going cars should give way to the merged lane. He refused to give way and pushed me to the end of the merging road, so I had no choice but floor the gas to get ahead of him.

It was very close.

After that, I was minding my own business when the Kancil overtook me from the left lane, and he purposely merged to my lane very fast and he almost hit me. I guess that was the so-called revenge he seeked. I saw him coming, and if I floored the gas, he would be smelling the fume from my exhaust. But Maria, forever calm and steady, told me to give way as there is no point to fight with idiots.

What the hell is all that? The driving standards in Malaysia had dropped to the all time low? When there’s an accident, the cars will slow down to watch and caused traffic jam, even when the traffic accident happened on the other side of the road. When there is a roadkill (dogs, cats, rats, or cockroach), they slowed down to take a look, and again, they cause a massive traffic jam even on a highway. PLEASE! Just drive!

Worse of all, the slower cars will not allow others to overtake them. Imagine a 3-lane highway, and it has the speedlimit of 110km/hr. Suddenly you will see a car travelling at 80km/hr, and they are hogging the middle lane. Worse, the car going at 90km/hr will take the fast lane and no matter what you do, they just won’t move their fucking ass to the slower lane and if you flash the highbeam at them, horn them, they will turn on their highbeam all the time after you have overtaken them, and sometimes they will try to give a chase to overtake you again. What? Everyone thinks that they are the next F1 driver? Yeah, the fucking one.

So I hope everyone will be courteous when not only driving but in your daily life. And if you are going slow, please give way to the faster cars. And if you see me coming, please move your fucking ass away because I never do speedlimit. I break them.