Archive for December, 2006

30
Dec

summary for year 2006

It’s the time of the year again for reflection on my accomplishment and failure. All I can say is this:

Whoever that said the year 2006 is a good year for Rabbit must go fuck himself (or herself).

(Note: According to Chinese Zodiac [here and here], it is divided to 12 years cycle of animals. Rabbit is year 4, which is also the year when I was borned. A lot of fortune tellers were predicting that the year 2006 is a bad year for Dragon but a very good year for Rabbit.)

Of course, it is not too bad, and it could be worse. But we human beings are the greedy lot and naturally I wished that it could be better. Let’s hope next year will be a better year.

29
Dec

the story of the Nike shoe

“Baby, do you want to buy the Nike shoe?”

“No,” I said.

After we walked out from the Nike store and got home, she asked again, “Baby, why don’t you buy the Nike shoe? You don’t have much shoes in the rack.”

“Nope, I don’t want to buy. I don’t need a lot of shoes,” I replied.

The story ended, just briefly.

2 days after that, I got the same question again.

“Baby, do you want that Nike shoe?”

Again, I answered, “Nope.”

And then, the story ended, yet again.

Yesterday, more than 2 weeks after the first incident, I heard the same question again when I was asked to meet at the Nike store.

“Baby, do you want to buy the Nike shoe?”

“No,” I answered yet again.

“Why not? Buy lah!” she said.

“No, I really don’t want the shoe,” I was thinking of grabbing a ciggie so I walked out.

All hell exploded after that, and it is a story which I don’t want to get into.

Is it so darn difficult to understand “NO”? I don’t want the darn shoe, and how difficult is it to understand?

Author’s Note: [December 29th, 2006 @ 4:00pm]
In no way that I am trying to disrespect Maria and I understand her concern that I don’t have a lot of shoes. She’s worried about me and that’s why she wanted me to get the shoes. Unfortunately, I am not a shoe person and I hate owning lots of shoes. It makes going out more difficult as I have to consider what to wear.

28
Dec

road ethics

The other day when I was on the highway, I met with an asshole.

I was driving Maria to some place, and when we took the service lane to the highway, there was this Kancil whom refused to give way. By rules, by right, and by law, when the road merged, the on going cars should give way to the merged lane. He refused to give way and pushed me to the end of the merging road, so I had no choice but floor the gas to get ahead of him.

It was very close.

After that, I was minding my own business when the Kancil overtook me from the left lane, and he purposely merged to my lane very fast and he almost hit me. I guess that was the so-called revenge he seeked. I saw him coming, and if I floored the gas, he would be smelling the fume from my exhaust. But Maria, forever calm and steady, told me to give way as there is no point to fight with idiots.

What the hell is all that? The driving standards in Malaysia had dropped to the all time low? When there’s an accident, the cars will slow down to watch and caused traffic jam, even when the traffic accident happened on the other side of the road. When there is a roadkill (dogs, cats, rats, or cockroach), they slowed down to take a look, and again, they cause a massive traffic jam even on a highway. PLEASE! Just drive!

Worse of all, the slower cars will not allow others to overtake them. Imagine a 3-lane highway, and it has the speedlimit of 110km/hr. Suddenly you will see a car travelling at 80km/hr, and they are hogging the middle lane. Worse, the car going at 90km/hr will take the fast lane and no matter what you do, they just won’t move their fucking ass to the slower lane and if you flash the highbeam at them, horn them, they will turn on their highbeam all the time after you have overtaken them, and sometimes they will try to give a chase to overtake you again. What? Everyone thinks that they are the next F1 driver? Yeah, the fucking one.

So I hope everyone will be courteous when not only driving but in your daily life. And if you are going slow, please give way to the faster cars. And if you see me coming, please move your fucking ass away because I never do speedlimit. I break them.

27
Dec

Streamyx down

Sorry guys, it is very difficult to update the blog because the international link from Malaysia is screwed due to the Richter 7.1 earthquake in Taiwan, and TM Net Sdn Bhd has issued an announcement of the service outage.

So there won’t be much update until the submarine fiber optic line is fixed.

23
Dec

its a lonely christmas

Maria is not here.

Yup. She went home due to some family matters, so I am left here, all alone, singing along with one of Eason Chan’s (one of the talented singer and actor in Hong Kong) famous tune, “Lonely Christmas”. Ironically, Maria is in Hong Kong as well with her mother and sister.

Damn! I hate lonely Christmas. No one should be lonely during Christmas!

21
Dec

the CEO

There was a knock on the door.

“Come in,” a very soft-spoken voice loomed the room. The door opened, a young, tall, handsome gentleman in his early thirties appeared at the front door, and he walked briskly into the room. From the way he dressed, acted and talked, he appeared to be highly educated and leading quite a successful career.

“Dad,” the young man said over the thundering noise outside the room. There was a riot outside the building where thousands of people were protesting.

“Yes my son,” the old man said, with the forever gentle smile on his face.

“Dad, there are lots of protestors outside, and there are blood spilling everywhere! What can we do?” the young man asked.

“Well, there is nothing I can do, my son. I have already given stern warnings to the managers of their racist remark,” said the old man, the smile was etched on his well seasoned face, and he added, “And I have given instructions to our PR departments on my stern warnings to those managers.”

“Dad, people saw what went on during the live telecast of our shareholders meetings, and those managers said something rather disgusting, not only racist, but seditious and it is sending out the wrong message to our staff,” the young man pledged.

“Yes, and that is the reason why we are not going to live telecast our meetings in the future,” a voice loomed behind the young man. Heads turned, and the Chief Operation Officer walked in, “We certainly don’t want to create discomfort among our workers.”

The young man’s eyes widened, and he asked in bewilderment, “But… Isn’t it more appropriate if we punished those who made the seditious comments more severely instead of not telecasting the event? So does that mean the next round of meetings will be strictly closed-doors whereas those managers still allowed to make those seditious remarks? Then how about creating true harmony in the company?”

The COO smiled, and said, “This our decision, and what happened inside the meeting room remained in the meeting room. That’s for the best of our staff and shareholders. They don’t need to know our company meeting.”

“But…”, the young man was about the complained but the CEO of the company interrupted him, “This is final decision, my son.”

The young man looked defeated, but he kept his cool. “Okay. But how about the percentage of market value of the company? You published a number which is much lower. A lot of those staff and shareholders know about it and they hired world-class accountants, finance gurus and all that to do a research on it, and they found the value to be higher.”

The COO answered before the old man could, and he said, “Well, we are not going to discuss about this matter anymore, young man.”

The young man was unhappy with the answer, and the old man noticed that, so he said, “My son, the number is based on best method available, and it is based on what is best for our people.”

“Dad, the numbers indicated that the calculation is based on par value, which is way off the actual market value! So why is that? Do you know that a lot of our staff is not happy about the company publishing fake and biased reports? Furthermore, after more than 30 years of effort, a small percentage of increment indicates the lack of competence of our company, and it is seemed that the effort we poured in has been nothing but a big failure!” the young man raised his voice, just a little.

“Furthermore, our staff is demanding that we publish the method of calculation and make it public,” the young man added.

The COO smiled, “Don’t you remember that I had already made a public statement that the number was final, and later announced that our departments will publish the method of calculation?”

“Yes,” the young man answered almost instantly, “And it has been more than a month since your announcement but there are nothing coming out from your department! If your department has done the calculations just so you could publish the numbers, then what is the difficulties to take that same report and publish it to the public?”

The COO looked at the old man, and the old man looked back. Silence overtook the room, and no one was making any movement. It was as if the world had came to a still.

Finally, the COO broke the ice. “We published a lower than actual number is so that we could continue our plans. Remember that our initial plan was to hit a certain target? Well, we don’t want to stop there, so we must publish a low number so we could continue to increase the actual market value.”

The message sent a chill down to the spine of the young man. He didn’t expect the truth to be like this. He was about to say something when the COO added, “By the way, just wait for a few weeks or so, and our staff will forget about this matter. Or at least our PR people will forget about this issue. So just let this issue drop and we go back to our own business.

Before the young man could say anything, old man interrupted, “Keep this in this room, my son. We are not going to let our staff and shareholders to know of this.” And the old man looked at the COO.

“Don’t worry, sir. Our PR people will know what kind of statement to publish,” the COO assured the CEO.

The old man smiled, and said, “That is great. Besides, can you please call the guy at the 4th floor to come up here? I need to ask for his advice on certain matters.”

“Yes sir,” with that, the COO walked out the room, not even looking back at the young man. He certainly did not like the confrontation from the young man. All he ever wanted is to mind his own business and make a fortune out of it while he is at that position. His mind drifted back to his young days, and his ambition to make a legacy for himself, for the company, and for all the staff in the company. He smiled to himself, “I was so naive.” And with that, he disappeared out of sigh from the room.

“Dad, there are so many things that are not right,” the young man tried to plea with his father to do some good.

“Oh yeah? Like what?” the old man, in clear puzzlement, asked.

The young man looked up to the old man, and said, “First of all, like your PR department. You clearly made an indications to all the staff that the PR department has freehand to do what they are needed to do, but it seems like those freehands are the freehands to publish statements to criticize and discredit the former CEO of the company! But when the PR people probed deeper into our company, you gave them a stern warning not to interfere! When our staff questioned you, you fired them!”

The old man smiled, and he didn’t reply.

“How about the mega projects! Why were there no open tender? Everything was done by closed tender. Our staff are questioning the integrity of our purposes!” the young man, in deep frustration and felt troubled by the recent development, asked.

“My son, do you remember Uncle James?” the old man asked.

“Uncle James?”

“Yes, Uncle James.”

“No. I can’t say I remember him. Do we have a Uncle James?”

The old man, upon hearing that remark, smiled, “Yes. Uncle James is the brother of your grandma’s cousin’s brother-in-law’s cousin. You have met him once when you were two!”

The young man scratched his head, and asked, “What? Who? I am confused!”

The old man gave out a soft laugh, still smiling, and said, “Its okay. The main point is this: Uncle James is interested in those projects, and since this is our company’s money, why not benefit our own people?”

The young man, weak in knees, asked, “So this is how you run the company? To benefit our own? How about the staff? They are all in this company. What about their benefits?”

“My dear son, this is how things are here,” the old man gave the very kind smile to the young man, and he said, “The ex-CEO has done that, and I am just doing what has been done for ages. Besides, a lot of those in the management position are allowed to allocate certain projects to their relatives or friends.”

“At least the ex-CEO wasn’t so obvious, dad. But the decisions you made nowadays are so obvious that almost all the staff knew about it,” the young man felt like looking for a seat to rest his weak knees. He certainly did not expect to confront such truth.

“That’s how it is, my son. So let’s drop this matter,” the old man smiled.

“Fine. But how about those extra activities that the company initiated? Isn’t all those money better spent on something more beneficial to our very own staff? Don’t you think it is a bit expensive to send one of the staff overseas just to perform some local games? Shouldn’t the staff be doing technology research during these overseas trip? Isn’t that the money could be better spent on our own staff training on something more constructional? How about building the bridge that links to our office next block? You said the capacity is full so a new bridge is inevitable. I agree, but isn’t it more efficient to improve on the current bridge, expand the capacity? Isn’t that cheaper to do than building an arc bridge that extended out unnecessarily, and how about the viewing deck? With the viewing deck, isn’t that going to make people to stop and that will increase the slowness of human traffic because of blockage from those people viewing the scenes on the bridge?”

“Young man, our company wants to be the biggest, the first in everything. Don’t you see our company’s World of Record book downstairs? We want to be the first in everything, and the biggest in everything,” answered the COO, whom apparently has been standing near the door to listen to every words of exchange.

The young man turned his sight to the COO, and the voice was once again raised, “Yes, but how about the best in everything? Do you intend to spend those money into training of our young staff, to make them better so our company can compete in the international form? No? Then how about the recent merger of our subsidiaries to make the biggest company in the world. Our nearest competition has one third capacity of one of our subsidiaries, but their production efficiency is to like 150% better than us. So why not we merge those companies to increase the efficiency than just for the sake of making it the biggest company in the world?”

The CEO and COO laughed upon hearing that, and the COO exclaimed, “So what? One of our subsidiaries is making shitload of money, so much so that we could build the tallest building in the world, and we certainly can afford to spend those money to create as many world records as we want to!”

The young man felt a sudden burden on his shoulder. He couldn’t take that as an answer, so he confronted his father, “Dad! Listen to this! One day our subsidiaries will run out of money, then what? Don’t you think we should plan for our future, make our company more competitive in international level to compete with other companies and to attract investors?”

The old man kept quiet, and he was still smiling.

“Watch it, young man! Watch the way you speak to your father! You are not to question your father, and you certainly are not to question how the company is being handled. You have to take it what it is! If not you will be fired from this company!” the COO gave a stern warning to the young man.

Ignoring the COO, the young man looked at his father, and said, “Dad, so you are just going to stay quiet? What is the use of displaying harmonious quality on the surface? How are you going to answer to your customers if you decide to remain quiet on so many things?”

The 4th floor guy stood near the door, and had remained quiet for so long. He knew about his status in the company, so he kept standing there, planning and calculating his next move. He won’t make a move to jeopardize his own benefits in the company. He decided, at that moment, that he should step up for his boss, and also his father-in-law.

“Young man, the CEO will give you an answer later. Our CEO is a very busy person and he has no time for this kind of childish debate. The CEO will give you an answer when he is ready.”

“Yeah, after he has consulted you and after you have written the speech for which he will just read it out, is that correct?” the young man pointed a finger at the 4th floor guy, and felt the anger raising to a dangerous level.

The 4th floor guy wanted to retaliate but the old man interrupted him.

“My son, I will give you an answer when I am ready.”

A tear, as bright and shinny as the mist in spring, sprung out from the young man’s eyes. He felt that his heart sunk deeper into the abyss, and he was extremely disappointed with the outcome of the meeting. He walked to the door, and before he exited, he turned back and looked at his father once more, and said, “Dad. I hope you can understand this. The staff of our company are very disappointed. We had worked so hard to achieve what we had achieved today, yet the decisions you made certainly favor certain parties, and you are allowing your cronies to takeover all the important task. The information you gave out misleaded the staff, your very own staff who has been here forever, and all those decisions you made, or at least endorsed by you, are creating disharmony in the company. Right now, the protestors outside are the very bloodline of our company; our staff. And your cronies are spilling blood on the street by harming those innocent staff because all they wanted was to find out the truth, and hoping that you would do something to help the company to achieve a higher level. All these blood spilling is caused by you, and your cronies. One day those shareholders will pull out all their investment in the company, and by then the company will become nothing but an empty shell. Right now a lot of investors are investing elsewhere because of all these, and one day we will run out of investors. I begged you, dad, to make things right. Please make the company a better place to be, to make us more competitive so that we could attract from investors to invest in us. Disharmony in the company will only scare investors away, and we need to spend wisely as our fortune will not last us forever.”

With that, the young man walked out from the room.

“Young chaps. They have no idea how things work here,” the COO said.

The 4th floor guy exchanged looks with the COO and CEO, and they started to laugh. But the laugher was shielded deep inside the CEO’s room, and no one outside hear the laughter.

- the end -

Thank you

19
Dec

cheap bitch

The other day when I was doing some last minute Christmas shopping at Plaza Damas at Sri Hatamas, we came across this shop that sells kids wear. Maria found the clothes pretty so we stayed for some serious searching for my 4 years old niece, and she was finding a dress for her 7 years old niece as well.

Half way through searching and talking to the shopkeeper, a lady stood at the door way (not inside the shop though) and asked, quite loudly, “Do you have any sales now?”

The shopkeeper turned and looked at her, and Maria and I turned as well. The shopkeeper answered politely that they are not having any sales at the moment, and the lady, upon hearing the answer, just walked away. She didn’t even take the trouble to check out the clothing inside the store.

What a cheap bitch.

18
Dec

ipoh

On Sunday, Maria and I joined the family on a day trip to Ipoh. As usual, our family short trip consist of nothing but food, food, and more food.

First stop was the Tapah rest area where we met (since we were driving different cars) and the first thing we ate was Baskin Robin. Tapah is located about 50 KM from Ipoh, so it was the best place to meet before heading into the town since no one in the family, except me, is familiar with Ipoh. After we regroup, we set off again to taste good food!

We went to Khong Heng in the town area to taste the Shredded Chicken Hor Fun (Hor Fun is actually flat rice stick) and boy, it was great. It was better than last time because the last time I had it, it was holiday and I was there pretty late, so the soup were diluted by the owner. And then we added the Rojak and my brother-in-law loves to Rojak so much that he decided to buy 2 bottles of the sauce to bring home.

After taking the lunch, we went to the Cave Temple to pray a bit, and let our 4 years old niece playing and exploring the temple. And then we went to buy Pomelo, the most famous fruit from Ipoh. Rumors has it that the Ipoh’s Pomelo is the best in the world. So how could we resist that?

But the Pomelo stalls in Ipoh itself is a scene to remember. There were around 20 stalls outside the cave temples and when a car stop, there are around 20 young girls wearing spaghetti tops appear from within the stall to greet you. We decided to let the women do the shopping while the guys stayed in the car, so that we guys won’t be flirted and bought too many things which we would regret later. But after sitting in the car for 10 seconds, we guys decided to go down as well. Why waste the chance of being surrounded by young chicks? :P
After spending some time buying quite a number of Pomelo and some local biscuits (not sure what its called. But direct translation would be Chicken Biscuit), we set off to our next food target; the famous Salted Chicken by Aun Kheng Lim Restaurant. Located on No. 24, Theate street, it was famous around Malaysia and it was even featured on a TV food series, HoJak. My brother-in-law bought 3 chickens, and 1 to be eaten later, and 2 were to pack to home for later consumption. Crazy, I heard you said. Not if you have tried it. It is really good, and except to wait for hours to get one. So make sure you call earlier (Tel: 05 - 254 2998) for booking and go earlier to pick it up. If not, it will be sold out before 7:30pm.

While we were waiting, I saw another shop selling “Beggar Chicken” (translation: a famous food originated from beggars in China. They put in some chinese herbs, wrap the chicken in mud and let it burn in the furnace) located on No. 36, Theate street. It was slightly more expensive than the salted chicken but we decided to try it nonetheless. That’s why it was call the Ipoh Food Trip!

After buying those chickens, we wanted to go to Pusing Seafood Restaurant (Tel: 05-241 0306) and I heard it was the best local seafood restaurant. Unfortunately, they were hosting a wedding dinner so all was fully booked. So we went to Eastern Ocean Seafood Restaurant (located on the shoplots right next to Jaya Jusco Ipoh). We were pretty impressed by the standard, and the food came up to be quite cheap. There were 7 adults and 1 kid, and the total bill was RM151. Not bad at all.

We will be looking at the next place to makan (translation: eat).

PS: Unfortunately, my digital camera died on me, so I couldn’t take any pictures of the food that we ate.

14
Dec

dictionary

The other day I needed to write to Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) to complaint about the poor service quality. I had paid the bill but they still threatened to cut off the my electricity supply. Due to my poor Malay [here] I decided to borrow an English-Malay electronic dictionary from a friend of mine to help me translate a few words.

The first word I keyed in:

“Complain”, and the dictionary translated it to “Komplain”.

Hmmm. I scratched my head, and proceeded with the letter writting.

Then, I keyed in “Electricity” and it gave me “Elektrik”, and “Quality” became “Kualiti”. And then I keyed in “Package” and the dictionary gave me “pakej”. Then I keyed in “Guarantee” and it gave me “Gerenti”. “Effective” becomes “Efektif” and after that, I keyed in “Service” and it translated the word to “Servis”. “Fax”, well, as you can imagined, became “faks”.
At that point, I decided to put the electronic dictionary away because I think I could translate the word myself beside relying on the electronic dictionary. After tackling the dictionary for more than 30 minutes, I found out that my Malay wasn’t as bad as I had imagined! And the letter that I typed out became as follow:

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Sir/Madam,

I wan tu komplain servis TNB. I paid bill tapi kualiti servis TNB no good. Now your staff wan tu potong I elektrik. I gerenti oredi paid tapi your staff wan I faks bill I tu you. I veli tak hapi. Mana kustomer servis gerenti TNB promis? Potong elektrik ini Kristmas pakej I?

Regards,
Adrian Ang

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Ah! Who needs a dictionary anyway?

07
Dec

i am thinking…

Writing a book. Yes, that’s what I have been thinking as of lately.

It’s not the next best seller like Da Vinci Code or something. But it will be some business reading material for sales department. I have been doing some presentation and training for a sales team, and I have been writing vigorously about the content, so I am thinking, “Hey! It’s good enough to be a book. So maybe, just maybe, that’s an idea…”

I will be the first person to admit that I am not a good writer. My professional training is not in writing but analytical skills and technical knowledge, but I have the keen interest to spread the ideas and knowledge I had gathered all over the years, so that piqued my interests to write a book in the first place.

Whenever I have conversation with friends or relatives, I will always try to spread what I had known or my knowledge when they seek for it. I have gained some very precious knowledge about sales, since I have been in the field for years and I have learnt a lot from great minds, so I would like to contribute to other sales people in the country. So what’s the better way to do it than writing a book?

So if there’s any publisher out there interested, drop me a line!




 

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