Rant & Raves

What is the most expensive toilet paper that you have used?

For me, its Quilted Northern. A 12 roll pack is a cool RM19.90, so per roll is around RM1.66.

It was an accident. It was late at night, and when we were near home, we suddenly remembered that we ran out of toilet paper at home, so we detoured to Ikano and dropped by Ace Hardware to grab some toilet paper. When we reached the shop, it was about to close, so we quickly ran to the toilet paper section, saw the Quilted Northern, saw the price as RM9.90 (and thought “Shit, that’s expensive!”), and ran over to the counter.

When we checked out, it was RM19.90 instead of RM9.90 we had expected. (And I thought “Shit, that’s expensive shit!” if you get the drill)

Now, if you’d asked me, I would say my ass is as smooth and tender as baby, if not smoother. Or more tender. Hell, even Fluffy’s ass is getting cleaner and tender.