Archive for May, 2006



20
May

::: The Da Vinci Code :::

I am trying to make this short. I am actually with Khien at the Curve and I am using his laptop to blog.

The movie? Not bad. But go read the book and that’s better. Tom Hanks, as usual, gave a very good performance, but he doesn’t look a bit like Robert Langdon and he is a bit old for the character. The girl, Audrey TauTou, is not bad but she doesn’t live up the to character in the book as well and she is too petite, and ultra thin. I bet she got a good body figure but in the movie she was covered up by too much clothes.

All in all, its not bad. Go watch it if you can.

19
May

::: spring chicken :::

Maria and I were taking dinner at LaVazza at the Curve. I ordered a bolognese and Maria order the 1/2 spring chicken. The spring chicken reminded me of a not-so-pleasant distant memory.

I was headhunted by a software company dealing with engineering software quite a number of years ago. Since the pay was not bad and the two bosses seemed nice, I joined this start-up and ventured into the new world.

Because we were a new company, we had to run quite a number of “roadshows” and “conferences” around Malaysia. Because of the conference, my bosses, a colleague and I went to Cherating and we were staying at Legend Hotel.

On the very first night we went to the hotel restaurant to eat. The bosses both ordered Fried Kuay Teow, and I ordered Spring Chicken (I forgot what my colleague ordered). After I placed my order, the following conversation took place.

Boss1: “What is Sprin Chicken?”
Me: “Errr… its whole chicken…”
Boss2: “Is it nice?”
Me: “I don’t know.”
Boss1: “If you don’t know, why did you order?”
Me: “Because it depends on the chef. If he is no good then of course it won’t be nice.”
Boss1: “Oh ya hor. Hehehe…”

Finally, my order came.

Boss1: “So how is it? Nice ah?”
Me: [about to launch into attack mode to my food] “Huh? I haven’t started yet…”
Boss1: [skeppishly] “Oh hahaha…”
Boss2: “Hahaha”
Boss1: “But it sure looks nice..”
Me: [munching] “It’s nice…”
Boss2: “Oh okay…”

After about 2 minutes.

Boss1: “So is the Spring Chicken nice?”
Me: “Err… Ya… Its nice.”
Boss2: “You sure?”
Me: [very irritated] “Yes. I am sure.”
Boss1: “Aiya, I should have ordered this. Its RM13 and my kuay teow is already RM12.”
Me: “……..”

The next day they both ordered Spring Chicken, whereas I already moved on to try something else.

These two guys were the funny bunch. We tried the Vietnamese coffee and he double confirmed with the waiter that it was java. When the drinks arrived, they pushed to me and told me they cannot drink coffee.

When they reached the hotel, they will straight away jumped into the swimming pool and kept pestering us to swim with them. The problem is that the beach is stone-throw away.

Anyway, I didn’t stay there for long. I moved on after 3 months and ventured into another nigtmare. But that’s another story.

By the way, after taking dinner at LaVazza at the Curve, Maria and I have diarhea and we are schedule to watch The Da Vinci Code tonight! Damn! Not sure if we could last during the movie or not.

18
May

::: sensitive or plain stupid? :::

I have met and known a lot of people, and a vast majority of these people became friends of mine and I have seen different sizes or shape, height and width. And I can say for sure that those annoy me the most are those who are ultra sensitive.

Are they really sensitive, or just plain stupid?

For example: I came back from vacation (Phuket) some time ago and at night, our group of friends came out for tea. A new dude joined us, and we didn’t bother because being the sunshine boys, we welcome any new friends. During our talk and joke about politics, weather, finance, billionaires, and etc, a friend of mine commented that I was very tan (of course! I was doing sun tan on the beautiful beach and it was so nice that I slept for 4 hours straight, under the sun!). I told him the reason and I pointed out that he was getting darker also. Guess what? That new guy just jumped on me saying that I was racism (all of us where some very innocent cute Chinese dude) or I was getting close to racism. I was like, “Huh?”

And then, another friend of mine, James, was trying to crack some jokes so he told the new dude, “Yo! You coming from the dark side?”

The new dude was really offended and started shouting at us being racist pigs and we should be condemned to death. All of us were just thinking of one thing:

“This dude is from another planet and he has never watched Star Wars trilogy!”

We were stunt and quiet. I told that new dude, “Hey… Calm down. Dark doesn’t mean you are an Indian or African. Is it really necessary to scold us because you misunderstood us?” That got him further, and he shouted louder. After scolding us, that guy just stood up and walked away. At that precise moment, all of us burst into hysteric laughter.

So are we being racist? I don’t think so. That new dude is from a Chinese family, and he is of normal tone, but when we were talking about darker skin color, the only thing he could understand was “Indian” or “African American”.

Sometimes when I look back at BunnyWunny (a.k.a aurora) comment, I tend to agree with her completely. The great bun said that “Hmm, how come people find it hard to believe that there really are open books around?” We are just saying what we mean, and yet there are thousands of people who can hear it differently, or interpret it completely off the mark.

Now, is that sensitive or just plain stupid?

17
May

::: happy birthday & welcome back :::

I would like to wish Elsie a Happy Birthday!

Will all your wishes come true!

And welcome back, Khien!

Okay, now I’m off to do my stuff. Latez!

16
May

::: chinese massage :::

Last weekend Maria and I went to Cheras for a masseur, highly recommended by my sister. This is not one if those Thai massages or bone-cracking skin-rubbing kind of massage, but the ultra traditional Chinese massage.

According to Chinese analogy, there are those blood vessels circulating our body and at certain location of those vessels, there are weakness and those points are pointing exactly to certain part of our body. For example, if let’s say you have a really bad shoulder pain, by rubbing the blood vessel on your arm and shoulder, the masseur will sense a “blockage” in your blood vessels and by rubbing these blockages away, the blood will flow better and you will feel better.

That’s the exact case for Maria. She was having such a bad shoulder pain that she was experiencing migraine and numb arm. After visiting the doctor, the pain went away, the numbness went away, and the migraine was gone too. Amazingly, prior to the massage, her shoulder muscle was very tight and it was swollen. After the massage, it was back to normal, just one session!

And the price is very affordable. Only RM30 per session!

Damn, I sound too hard sell. Anyway, if you are interested, drop me a line at adrian(dot)akl(at)gmail.com and I can pass you the info.

15
May

::: on leave… yeah right :::

I am actually on Emergency Leave today, not because of emergencies but because I really needed the rest I can gather. Well, that justifies as emergency in my own sense. Unfortunately, it wasn’t much of an off-day for me.

At 8:10am today, my Sales Manager called. Well, it wasn’t much of anything but to show concern, and he asked me if everything is OK (because I SMS him last night for the Emergency Leave), and to inform me that the office elevators are out because of some short circuit problems early in the morning. I do appreciate that, but I was in the middle of a sweet dream-land.

And then, there were numerous phone calls from 8:30am til 10:00am and I was disturbed constantly because there were just too many emergencies (not mine, but customers’) and that brought me into office today. That is just so depressing. I deserve some offtime and I definitely want to take a break. Unfortunately, the people in the office cannot help because the works are too dedicated so I got to show up at work even thought I was supposed to be on leave. Damn!

I wish there are people who can help me to settle those work so that whenever I am on leave, somoene can help me out.

11
May

::: yet another national pride :::

In today’s New Straits Times [Prime News, page 16 ], title “Linguists seek Harry Potter Ban”, it was revealed that after the controversial call to ban The Da Vinci Code, the Malaysian Linguistic Association (Malas) is now targeting the final installment of Harry Potter, which is due in July of 2007.

It’s president Ambi Mohan wants the final Harry Potter book banned. What’s unusual about this is that the book has yet to be published! The seventh and last installment of British writer J.K. Rowling’s franchise about a boy wizard is due out only in July 2007 and does not even have a confirmed title yet.
“There is nothing wrong with asking for something to be banned before we can fully ascertain its contents,” he says while adjusting his trademark bow-tie. “This read-before-you-judge concept is very Eurocentric and not suited to our tropical climate.”
The association’s objection to Harry Potter is not merely linguistic this time, but in the interest of national security. “As a patriotic Malaysian, it is my duty to speak up,” he says.
“My sister Anadil, who attended a charity dinner hosted by an anti-drug foundation, told me that ‘pot’ is slang for marijuana. Therefore I suspect that Harry’s surname of Potter indicates that he is a drug addict. Potter means he specialises in pot, just as “fighter” is someone who fights and “forester” someone who deals with forests. You’d need to be a linguist to figure this out.”
Ambi confirms that he has no solid evidence to back this claim “but the data that we have is highly persuasive. Only a drug addict would imagine he is a wizard who can fly and disappear and perform magical tricks.
These things cannot happen in reality as they defy the laws of Physics, which I studied at secondary school. Also his initials are Happy which can stand for Hemp Promotion.”
He has another theory. “The reason why this final Harry Potter book is shrouded in mystery is that the author does not want to reveal its drug content. She knows this will cause the book to be banned in Malaysia (a very important market for the books) so she is keeping quiet.
I think the final book will reveal that Harry gets his amazing powers by smoking ganja, tooting on joints, and firing up doobies!” he says and starts to giggle uncontrollably.
Rowling and her publisher could not be reached for comment although we really tried.

Read the full article here.

Gosh! It seems like our Malaysian Linguistic Association President is smoking pot himself. Let’s look at it this way.

  • The association’s name is Malaysian Linguistic Association, also called Malas. Anyone in Malaysia knows what is the meaning of Malas? Please? (For those who doesn’t know, Malas in Malay means lazy)
  • Does that mean the Malas asses up there got to read everything before its publish? So we are denied with the freedom to read the books before the Malas asses do?
  • So his basic finding is from his sister that pot means marijuana, so Harry Potter means he’s someone specialized in marijuana? (And he said “you need to be a linguist to figure this out.” Trust me, no one in the right mind will figure this out, except those who are high on drugs.)
  • He also said that wizards who fly around and perform magical tricks “cannot happen in reality as they defy the laws of Physics, which he studied at secondary school.” Does that mean our President of Malas is only a secondary school graduate? And if things cannot happen in reality and these books need to be banned, I figure MPH will go bankrupt.

Should surname Kok be banned because it sounds like Cock, which means penis or male reproduction organ? Maybe we should ban Mission Impossible III because it is “impossible” and defy laws of Physics, or we should ban Spider Man because again, it defies the laws of Physics. Did I mention Batman, Superman, and all the novel out there?

Gosh… No wonder our national is suffering so much linguistically.

No wonder J.K. Rowling and her publisher should refuse comment on claims like this.

Do you want to know the reason why Malas call for a ban for The Da Vinici Code?

I’m a loyal reader of the New Straits Times. Reading the article (May 4 - ‘Linguists call for Da Vinci Code ban – Amir Muhammad’s Column), I can’t help it but feel ashamed as a proud Malaysian.

The Malaysian Linguistic Association (Malas) has called for ban of the movie The Da Vinci Code because the word ‘Da’ is being used as a lazy shorthand for ‘the’.
It even compared the usage of ‘Da’ in the movie title with rap lyrics i.e., ‘hanging out with da hoes’.
Has it ever occurred to them that the movie’s title ‘The Da Vinci Code’ is actually taken from the name of a renowned philosopher and one of the greatest artists of the 16th century, Leonardo Da Vinci? It is embarrassing for linguists to make such a remark and protest against the screening of a movie based on their ignorance of the subject.
This certainly does not reflect well on the image of the Malaysian Linguistic Association.

Check the article out here. Be very fast because News Straits Time will remove the articles after one week and then you’ll need to pay to read the archieves. For some reasons, our News Archieve (http://archieves.emedia.com.my) requires a fee to subscribe to the service, and I am not willing to pay for that kind of things.

So guys, if you have the Login Id and shit, here’s the URL: http://archives.emedia.com.my/bin/main.exe?f=doc&state=k2u1fo.2.9

11
May

::: exhausted :::

I have been so busy lately that I feel exhausted and suffocated. Rushing here and there, going down to headquarter in Johor for Sales Meeting, customers calling me like mad for deliveries and other issues.

Guess what’s worse? This morning a customer miss-called me 26 times.

Yes, you read it right.

26 fucking times!

If that’s not lame, I am not sure what is.

I was at a customer’s place where visitors are not allowed to bring their phones, so I left my phone at the guard-house. The stupid ass kept calling me non-stop until the guard came looking for me and asked me to answer the phone because he thought I got some family emergencies or something, because it just won’t stop ringging! I can tell from the guard’s reaction was that it was damn annoying.

I checked my call log and found out in one minute, there are 4 miss calls. That means once it got disconnected, the stupid ass called again.

That is just too fucking much! I felt like almost going to explode on the spot. I wanted to call back and screw the bitch.

What? Customer is always right? My fucking ass! Buying small quantity, so small that it is actually less than 0.1% of my big customer, and yet demand most of my times, always trying to rip me off and always asked for unreasonable things, like express delivery, big quantity of sample, and all that crap.

On the spot, at that particular moment, I could feel my blood boiling and I almost wanted to tell the bitch that I don’t want to do business with them and ask them to fuck themselves. If they cannot fuck themselves, I will arrange some desperate Indon or Bangladesh workers to satisfy their needs. Somemore, the problems could be avoided if they just listened to me. Instead, they insisted on their ways and of course there were delays! And now they are blaming me. Fucking hell….

I am seriously overloaded with work, so I need to get off and relax. I am really exhausted. I couldn’t sleep at night and I couldn’t wake up in the morning. I feel tired, and my shoulders are in pain because of the stress.

Man, I need a break. Hopefully it will come soon.

09
May

::: angels :::

After reading Ayesha’s post about Angels, it reminded me about the experience I had when I was in the States.

Many years back when I just packed one luggage, one backpack and headed to the States alone, I was venturing into a new stage of my life. I didn’t inform anyone about my arrival, and I just settle things on my own, including opening an account, apply for my social security number, looking for apartment, and all that.

Not wanting to stay too near to campus because of many concerns, including the fact that the campus village is too far away from any grocery areas and it is pretty expensive compared to off-campus living, I rented one small apartment, which was a street across Kroger and Foodmax, and even nearer to the only KFC in town. Did I forget to mention that it was a really small town that has nothing but Wal-Mart, Foodmax, and Kroger?

Back to the topic.

Not coming from rich family, I couldn’t afford to buy a car, so I had to make a choice between staying near to campus or near to shops where I can get things easily. I decided the later, and the end result is that I have to walk 50 minutes (one way) to reach the campus. It doesn’t help at all when it is winter, with freezing gale brushing through your face and you can feel that your nose and ears are frozen. Sometimes when I was really lucky, I would receive a package from my family and that required me to walk another 50 minutes to the other direction than campus to collect the package from the postal office. The experience is still vivid in my mind and sometimes I wondered how did I survive that period of tough time.

That was the time when I met my angels.

The first Angel: It was my first week in the States and I was just at the Registra Office to enroll myself to the Uni, and on my way back, I kinda lost my way because the campus is really huge. While walking and beating the heat (it was end of Summer), a Jeep stopped by and a guy said, “Hey dude! Do you need a ride? Where you heading to?”

Being raised in Malaysia during most of my childhood and learning from parents that we should not ride with strangers because it could be dangerous, I said, “Yeah sure. I’m heading to Yellowjacket, if that’s not too much trouble for you.” It was a daunting experience because everything was new to me so I thought to myself that I should open myself and experience this new venture into a new life.

“Nawww… not a problem at all. Hop in!” came the reply. We talked a bit and he found out that I was new to the country, and I had no car. So he offered to pick me up everyday to send me to class. I was so embarrassed that I rejected his kind offer, but the wonderful thing is that he actually timed my being and would “coincidentally” saw me on the street and offered to pick me up.

The second Angel: It was winter and I was walking head down to because of the freezing gale, and suddenly a blue Saturn stopped next to me. Her head came out from the window and her blonde hair flowing in the strong wind, and asked, “Hey! Its cold out here! Do you want a ride?” I beckoned her with my million-dollar smile and hopped into the car to welcome the warm air generating from the heater.

Angel2: “Man, its cold out there. How could you walk under this kind of weather?”
Me: “Because I don’t have a car.”
Angel2: [eyes almost popped out from her socket] “What? You don’t have a car?* So you walk everyday? Where are you staying?”
Me: “Yup. I don’t have one, so I walk everyday. I am staying at the Yellowjacket apartment.”
Angel2: “Gosh. Okay, I am actually staying quite near there. Why don’t I take you to class everday?”
Me: [blush] “Its okay. Thank you very much for your offer.”
Angel2: “You sure?”
Me: “Yeah. Thanks”
Angel2: “Alright then. If you need a ride, just flag me when you see me k?”

There are angels living among us. If we keep our eyes and minds open, we could see them. They are actually everywhere. Be gentle to these angels, and be nice to them. You won’t know when you will meet with one again in your life time.

For the two angels I met as mentioned above, sorry that I don’t know who you are and I don’t remember your names. But I thank you for giving me a chapter in my life and I learn how to be nice to others. If you happen to read this blog and you are the angel, please accept my thanks and hope everything is well for you.

Of course, I bought a car later, and that’s another story.

*In small town, almost every people and dogs have a car.

08
May

::: choices :::

There is an ongoing battle between my conscious mind and subconscious mind. Not up to War of the World because the aliens were having such good upperhand that mankind were totally helpless against them. The nearer comparison is The Good and Evil; both sides are equally powerful and compelling.

To put my dilemma into a clear context, let me give an example. In one hand, I want to go left. But the other hand, which incidentally and ironically is my right hand, wants to go right. Making choices are daunting task, but we have to live with this burden all the time because life is full of choices! No wonder a lot of people always say, “Up to you lah!” or “Anything” when we were deciding what to eat. I guess we are not trained to make choices since our educational system is making choices for us, like those predetermine answers in exams.

It not as easy as flipping a coin and say, “Hey! This is how I should do it!” because we have to put a lot of things into consideration. If it was that easy, I guess I won’t be here complaining about choices. Duh!

On the flip side, the good thing is that I have already known what I should do and how I should do it. I even made the plan clear and wide. It is now about the timing of the action.

* * *

On a totally separate issue… There is a good news to inform ya’ll. Today I got the news that C is ok after the operation. The operation is a major success and the cancer tumor has been removed, and most wonderfully is that she is ok, beside being week for not eating anything 12 hours before the operation. Thanks to ya’ll who are concern about her. Thank you.




 

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