This morning when I was busy attacking the keyboard to reply emails, writing up my reports, and typing some official letters, all at once, a friend of mine popped into MSN and the following conversation was carried out:
F: “Hey, got time for a question?”
ME: “Sure”
F: “What should I do when I find out that I lost my underwears?”
ME:[paused for a long time, and stopped my other typing because that question is a big distraction and attraction] “Huh? You what?”
F: “Oh! I brought my laundry to laundry service. Came back and I found out I lost some underwears.”
ME: “#$@#@! Can’t you be a bit more clear? Anyway, just go back and ask the laundry guy lah!”
F: “Oh, its a girl…”
Me: “Darn, now you are being very clear. Tell her you lost some items and you would like to find it. Normally laundry services will pack those unclaimed clothes and stack it somewhere, and you got to find it.”
F: “Oh okay. If I cannot find them? My favourite pink underwear is missing…”
ME: “Wow! Thanks for the info. I didn’t know guys like pink underwear. Anyway, I guess you gotta buy new ones.”
F: “Oh… :(”
F: “Thanks anyway…”
ME: “You are welcome, my pink-undie-fettish friend.”
F: “Hey!”
Don’t we all experience this? No, I don’t mean meeting guys who like pink undie, but the missing clothes when we go for laundry services. I have yet to encounter a laundry shops that do not misplace my stuff, and lately I have the same problems as well. I mean, how difficult is it to bag those clothes into a laundry bags and wash them? Why do they give us the problems of digging through a big pile of clothes to find our belongings? Can’t they use their pothead to think of it and solve our troubles once and for all?
Because of their stupidity, I have to buy underwear quite frequently because those potheads kept missing mine!
The best way is to do the laundry ourselves. This is on top of the To-Do List of mine. I don’t want to loose my underwear anymore.

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