Archive for March, 2006



24
Mar

::: stubborn :::

When I looked around, I noticed that a lot of people surrounding me are the stubborn lot.

Sometimes when we made a mistake, we just refused to admit to the wrongdoings and move on. No, sometimes we had to stand firm on our “ground” and make it clear that it wasn’t our mistake. Sometimes we just have to show other people that we didn’t do anything wrong by screaming, or completely ignore the other parties.

Where are all these stupidity and stubborness lead us?

No where.

[message truncated by recoomendation from Gayle]

Besides, I am also the stubborn one.

22
Mar

::: the 3 weirdeteers :::

There was once a rumor that there are 3 Weirdeteers in our company. Surprisingly, and most unfortunately, two of them are stationed at my office location and I didn’t know about this rumor until recently because my dear colleagues are afraid that these weirdeteers will piss me off and in return I will burn them on a cross and stab them with toothpicks.

When selecting the weirdeteers, the list was without ranking. After much calculation and consideration, I had decided to rank them accordingly. [Of course you cannot expect me to name names in this kind of list, but if you are interested, please feel free to email me and maybe, only maybe, I will tell you]

Rank #1: Beuno*
Now the first question is why do I think Beuno deserves to be ranked number 1 whereas the other candidates are no less weirder than our dear Beuno.

Well, Beuno is a person who likes to play the pity-me card to the customers, telling the same old sad stories about his family and wife to those customers, and also playing the flirting field with those young inexperience purchasers. But in front of his dear colleagues, he is very protective against himself and try to portray great sense of privacy. Furthermore, his brain size has not fully developed yet compared to the advanced human beings (spell: normal people) and it is still in the ape era. He cannot think and talk at the same time. He cannot think and drive at the same time. Hell, I heard that he cannot fuck and come at the same time too! He can sit in front of the computer for 15 minutes, not moving his fingers (on top of the keyboard) at all, and “deep in thoughts”.

But that’s not too bad. What’s worse is that he likes to pretend he’s very innocent and angelic looking. Hell, when he’s smiling at you like a retard, his eyes can twinkle and he is trying very hard to look innocent.

Oh, that’s not the worst. The worst thing is he likes to wear shirt one size smaller. Damn, can you imagine a guy walking like an ape, look like an ape, and yet wearing a shirt one size smaller? That will give you nightmare for sure.

Rank #2: Charm*
I was told once that Charm* was the Prince Charming. At first I thought that was the case, but after observing the situation, I found out that “Prince Charming” actually means something else… something more complicated and dark.

Well, he is in a very high position, making quite some money from the monthly salary, yet he likes to ask cigarettes from those production guys, who’s making (some of them) less than a thousand a month in basic. Ahah! Now I realized that Prince Charming is to say that when he’s asking for cigarettes from those production people, he’s always smiling and become very charming.

He’s not only stingy towards his own colleagues (he never pays whenever we go for lunch), he won’t even buy lunch nor drinks to his own customers! I once heard that he didn’t want to buy drinking water, so when he reached the customer’s place, he asked for soda and the staff has to go buy for him, on the account of the customer!

Rank #3: Oasis*
I strongly disagree with those people who put Oasis* into this ranking, because he’s not that weird. His fault is that he’s very long-winded and he can talked for hours on the same topic, and lecture you until your ears burst with oil and you pull your hair off your sculp.

I really disagree on putting him on the list, but maybe I do not spend much time with him so there are weirdeteers things that I haven’t seen. Oh well, a gentleman and angel like me have to go with the flow, so that’s why he’s in the list.

* Not real names. Real names are removed to protect the identity of those fuckwits.

20
Mar

::: email conduit :::

Recently I received an email:

—————————————————————————
Date: Mon, 20 March, 2006
From: James XXX [xxxxx@yahoo.com]
To: Adrian [adrianXXX@yahoo.com]
Subject: what’s up

Hey dude, what’s up

Rgds,
James
—————————————————————————

My reply?

—————————————————————————
Date: Mon, 20 March, 2006
To: James XXX [xxxxx@yahoo.com]
Subject: RE: what’s up

Nothing is up. All down. You up?

R,
Ad

——– James XXX wrote:———

Hey dude, what’s up

Rgds,
James
—————————————————————————

Now, in my opinion, writing a one-liner like that is just rude. I would rather accept junk mails, like jokes or jap girls showing their tits. That is more meaningful than giving me a one-liner. It just doesn’t show the sincerity of the person.

So James, if you are reading this, get your fucking lazy ass off the couch and start giving me more! And DO NOT give me a two-liner k?

PS: This is a back-date post. Due to some difficulty in my internet connection, I had problem posting in few days ago.

16
Mar

::: the million dollar dream :::

This morning when I woke up, Maria was beside me and we talked for a bit before we prepared to go to work. I was still very sleepy and I tried to get a 5 minutes nap before brushing up…

Maria: “Baby, I didn’t sleep well. I got a very weird dream.”

Me: (tossing around to get 5 minutes nap while acting concern and sincere) “Oh? What was it about?”

Maria: “Oh… it’s really weird…”

Me: (still sleepy) “Okay.. but how weird is weird?”

Maria: “Well, I dreamt that I strike first prize in the lottery….” (both of us don’t buy lottery)

Me: “Oh that’s great and sweet. So what happened?”

Maria: “And the jackpot as well….”

Me: “That’s even better! How much is that add up, baby?”

Maria: “Jackpot is 16 millions, and first prize is 3 millions…”

Me: (realized she was talking about Dai Ma Chai now) “Oh that’s great baby. So did you have a good shopping spree?”

Maria: “No. In the dream, after I collected the prize money, I dump you.”

Me: (fell off the bed and hit my head) “What? Ouch!”

——————————————————-

I made the above story up. Maria never had such dream. I repeat, it never happened. I made this story up because I am damn bored.

So what would you do if you do win the first prize in lottery?

According to some satistic, 90% of those people who won the lottery will end up deeper in debt and more broke than before they won the lottery. Well, these so-called experts explained it as easy money, easy go. That’s true. A lot of those dumb asses just buy new cars, new house, or even new wives when they won the lottery, as if the money will last them forever. Another thing I witnessed before was that some guy won a big construction contract. But the problem is, before the money comes in, he bought a brand new BMW 5 series for the wife, and he bought a Benz S class for himself. He already bought those shits and at the end, they are spending their future money.

This is so-called Free Ride. At least they had the moment of rich and wealth, even if it was just a short ride, so they will end up spending more money hoping to strike gold again after they went broke.

Now I wish to get a chance to taste this kind of richness.

(Maria: “You wish to win the lottery, but you never buy one single piece of lottery ticket!”)

Ooops!

15
Mar

::: sicks :::

Not feeling very well today. Got sore throat, flu and some slight fever…

It actually started on Monday night, but I just didn’t give a damn about it. But its getting worse and I am feeling weak… So I’ll be off for the moment.

13
Mar

::: traffic report :::

This morning when I was rushing for work, and I took the Kerinchi Link (the highway from Damansara Toll to Eastin Hotel direction) and there was a massive jam. Alright, the jam is normal as it happens daily except weekends. But today it was really bad. When I look upfront, I noticed that the road upfront wasn’t that bad, but it was due to some stupid bastards that congested the whole damn road!

After waiting patiently, I finally passed the congested area, the traffic was smoother and better. Anyway, when I was near my office, there was this Proton Wira hogging the road, driving in the middle of a two lane road, and driving as slow as snails making sweet slimmy sex.

Suddenly, without any sign, he stopped the damn car right in the middle of the road and pointed his finger to the houses on the left, and it looked like he was looking for an address! Oh come on! Just use some fucking sense! Because of him, I almost ran into his backside (not a very pleasing scene) and the cars behind me almost ran into my round perky backside! I couldn’t help it but blast him off using my Donald-Duck-horn (don’t ask).

That reminds me of my dear colleague who is as bad as a driver. He can drive at 40 km/h on a 110 km/h highway, not because his car got problems but because he is deep in thoughts. He is a very dangerous driver, not because he is reckless or what (well, driving soooo fucking slow on a highway is consider reckless) but because he cannot do two things at once. Sometimes when he’s thinking about something, he can just release the accelerator and the car just slowed down. I will only summarize him that he is not a complete idiot because some parts are missing. Oh let’s not discuss about him or else I’ll be deep in trouble for discriminating him (well, I do admit I discriminate him but with a long list of valid reasons).

If we could just remove those lousy drivers, we could have a much better traffic flow and less stress.

10
Mar

::: water boy :::

The water boy came to my apartment to pack the filter. But the money wasn’t refunded and he was telling me that it’ll take roughly a month for the transaction to go through. Well, he certainly packed the thing much earlier than anticipated.

Anyway, I wanted to tell him about the things I dislike, but he brought his girlfriend along (this is the first time?) because he knew me well enough that I won’t say those bad things about him in front of his girlfriend. Sneaky bastard!

!#@$#@$#!

04
Mar

::: the reason :::

Today when I was talking to Gayle, a friend of mine in Australia, on MSN Messenger, I had to explain why I was so pissed off by the wonton mee price increase. Oh and the so-called friend who started his Diamond Water venture.

It’s not like I cannot afford it, but I am just pissed for being ripped off.

For example, the government is increasing the petrol price and there’s no sign that transportation price (meaning personal transport like car) will ever go down. We are basically paying double for cars, especially those foreign brand like Honda, Toyota, and etc. Hell, the Proton range of cars do not value at their current selling price, and that’s why Proton is making shitload of money (and its a wonder how they can fuck up so bad. That’s another story so I’ll just stop here for this…)

Example: Honda Civic in Malaysia is selling for RM110K (or USD29,730), and the same model with higher spec selling in US? A cool USD 14,560. I rest my case.

If the government wants to remove all the petrol subsidy, they are welcome to do so. I don’t mind that, but give us some breathing room. Remove the stupid tax on automotive and remove the protection for Proton. Give us a cheaper car.

The wonton mee case? Simple. After all the price increase, there’s no real price increase for one bowl of wonton mee. The shop owner simply take advantage of the current situation and increase the price for more profit.

Oh! About my friend who is doing Diamond Water? I don’t mind to support him or anything like that because he used to be a close friend of mine. I even made the effort to help out when he was in a tough situation. But then, I was pissed because I worked my ass off to get whatever I have today and he is hitching a free ride and rip me off? Now that’s the reason why I was pissed. But the more accurate description would be “disappointed”.

There are a lot of people who wants to hitch a free ride and they hope to reach success faster than everyone. They do not know what is hardwork and they do not know what is true friends. I despise that kind of people, and I rest my case here.

I have more important thing to do in life than to worry about these kind of people.

03
Mar

::: free lunch, anyone? :::

Today a friend of me called me out for tea so I asked him to meet me at 1 Utama Starbucks. He called me a few days back to inform me that he quit his job, which was my previous company, and asking me if I knew of anyone looking for sales force.

So today I just had tea with him and see what’s his requirements on job so I can keep a lookout for him. He knew I have a pretty good contacts but clearly he was onto something else!!!

He was asking me a favor to introduce him to some jobs, and he is expecting an easy life, no need hardwork and all that crap! He didn’t even expect to have interviews, so he can just waltz into the company and start working.

That’s is totally unrealistic thinking so I spent a good hour explaining to him that I cannot do that, and I do not have the authority to do that as well. Furthermore, I also explained there’s no free lunch in this world and he has to know how to work hard to achieve what he wants to achieve. What I could do was to introduce him and if he will be selected for interview and get the job or not is up to God’s work.

I wonder how can he make such expectations as if I can get him into any company he likes. But it is just so unrealisitc expectations and I don’t think there’s anyone who can help him if he keeps expecting things like that.

Anyway, I told him that it was a good thing to leave that crappy company because there’s no prospect in that company. In the company hierachy, there are more managers than staff, and those highest management likes to pretend that they know what is management, and always throwing those linggo to us, like profit margins, taxable income, net profit before tax (npbt) and all that crap, but they have no idea that they were just talking crap and what they said made no sense at all.

What’s worse is that the PJ office is targeting at a totally wrong market and industry! That’s why the company is not doing so well in terms of sales turnover but those managers, who want to save their own ass and play politics, is expecting a sky-high sales figure.

Sorry, I cannot provide free lunch. There’s only so much I can do and I cannot do the impossible.

02
Mar

::: friend :::

We make some friends along the way, and we loose some friends. That’s the fact in life and we just cannot avoid it. We are not being measured by our social life or dick size, but by who we are. It doesn’t matter if you have 100,000 friends and you are the social slut (not slut in a slutty sense). What count most is that you have some really close friends that make you feel very comfortable.

Currently I am at the brink of loosing one of my close friends.

Nope, its not H5N1 nor Hand, Food and Mouth (HFM) disease. It’s Diamond Water, or the Multi-Level Marketing (MLM).

Before he started officially with Diamond Water, I have already informed him that a lot of those MLM people lost their friends because of the line of work they do. Same as those insurance agent. You can disagree with me but I am not saying all of them are asses. But a lot of them became so realisitc that if you are of no use to them, they won’t even bother to contact you. That’s their survival method and they became so superficial that they don’t have any real friends anymore.

He has joined Diamond Water recently, and he insisted to visit me at my place. Being a good friend, of course I said yes. Little I knew that it was a big mistake.

After a brief introduction on Diamond Water, he went ahead to install a unit in my apartment without my consent. He never informed me that he was going to introduce his product to me in the first place. He just barge in with his products, and started doing demonstrations.

He told me there’s a 3 months trial period and if I am going to use credit card, I get an extra of 30 days for the trial period.

So I agreed with it. Little I know that the so-called trial period is a charging period and it is actually the “Satisfaction Guaranteed” period, meaning that during thise 3 months if you are not happy with the product, you get to refund everything. The total charges? A cool RM1,300 for the whole year. Oh! And they mentioned renting it for RM60 per month? That’s bullshit also because they are actually charging the full RM1,300 per year for the first year and then the credit card company will give you an interest free installment period.

Later I asked him about the trial period thing and he informed me that I can actually test the product for 3 months with a fee of RM499. By the end of 3 months, they are going to refund me the RM499 and start charging me the fee if I decided to continue to use the product. So clearly this is a better deal. But why isn’t he introducing me to this deal since it is much better?

Reason is very simple: During this trial period, he is not entitled to any commission and only after the actual plan started, then he’ll get his commission.

Maria’s company got their own water filter and the price is totally unbeatable. But we decided to support him because he’s my friend, eventhough the final cost for “renting” the Diamond Water is more than RM5K (The deal we can get from Maria’s company is 1/5th of that).

I was really mad at that and I felt I was being ripped off. I tried to support him but he didn’t give me the best deal.

The so-called friends. Finally after knowing him for more than 15 years, I saw the true color. Maybe its the Diamond Water culture that changed him, or this is actually his true color.

Furthermore, he has clearly transformed to become someone else. We have a friend’s daughter celebrating her full-moon (that’s Chinese culture to celebrate when a baby is a full month old) and normally he won’t miss such an important event. But when I asked him on that day, he mentioned something like, “It depends if I got time or not” Of course, that friend has water filter at his place already, so he can’t really do sales to him.

I didn’t care, and he knew I was really pissed with him. I sms him and told him I wanted to cancel the Diamond Water. His reply? “Ok. No problem.” Later he called Maria (and didn’t dare to call me) and informed her that the refund period takes a full month. Well, of course! Without a full month, they cannot charge interest on the transaction!

A lot of those MLM are just a gimmick. They said renting it for RM60/month is actually a false statement.

Furthermore, our ancestors, parents, and etc have been drinking unfiltered water with all the claimed hazardous materials like chlorine for ages, and they are still healthy. So is Diamond Water really good for us? I would say No. Those water is good for ill person to rejuvenate their health but not offering anything to healthy person like me. Hell, I don’t even notice any difference after drinking the stupid Diamond Water for more than 2 weeks.

Did I forget to mention that Fluffy has been drinking Diamond Water ever since the day he installed the unit, and his shit is as hard as diamond nowadays?

Fuck Diamond Water. It’s a hoax. And Diamond Water took away a close friend of mine!




 

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