Rant & Raves

This morning when I was rushing for work, and I took the Kerinchi Link (the highway from Damansara Toll to Eastin Hotel direction) and there was a massive jam. Alright, the jam is normal as it happens daily except weekends. But today it was really bad. When I look upfront, I noticed that the road upfront wasn’t that bad, but it was due to some stupid bastards that congested the whole damn road!

After waiting patiently, I finally passed the congested area, the traffic was smoother and better. Anyway, when I was near my office, there was this Proton Wira hogging the road, driving in the middle of a two lane road, and driving as slow as snails making sweet slimmy sex.

Suddenly, without any sign, he stopped the damn car right in the middle of the road and pointed his finger to the houses on the left, and it looked like he was looking for an address! Oh come on! Just use some fucking sense! Because of him, I almost ran into his backside (not a very pleasing scene) and the cars behind me almost ran into my round perky backside! I couldn’t help it but blast him off using my Donald-Duck-horn (don’t ask).

That reminds me of my dear colleague who is as bad as a driver. He can drive at 40 km/h on a 110 km/h highway, not because his car got problems but because he is deep in thoughts. He is a very dangerous driver, not because he is reckless or what (well, driving soooo fucking slow on a highway is consider reckless) but because he cannot do two things at once. Sometimes when he’s thinking about something, he can just release the accelerator and the car just slowed down. I will only summarize him that he is not a complete idiot because some parts are missing. Oh let’s not discuss about him or else I’ll be deep in trouble for discriminating him (well, I do admit I discriminate him but with a long list of valid reasons).

If we could just remove those lousy drivers, we could have a much better traffic flow and less stress.