2005 December 07 archive at Rant & Raves

Today I have too much in my mind… Basically I have no idea what the fuck I am doing…

The sign of having too much in my mind? Well, first, I almost met with an accident, and then I lost my way nearby my office!

When I went out just now, I stopped in front of a round-about. And then, when I saw that the incoming car was still very far out (at least for my definition), I stepped on the gas pedal and when I looked to the front, there was a motorbike in front of me! Well, not directly direct, but luckily I stopped in the nick of time, but I was still too close. Thank god that guy was smart enough and his reflexes were damn good; he pulled his leg up all the way. If not, I would have gotted a big chunk of his leg…

And then, after visiting some costumers, I came back to the office. Again, at a round-about, I turned and turned, and before I knew it, I was circlying the same fucking round-about twice! Finally, I woke up from my dream, took the right turn, and went back to the office. But then, before I reached my office, I took a wrong turn and I was at the wrong place again!

Damn it, I feel like my brain is going to explode soon…

This morning when I was walking towards the elevator when I was at the reception hall at my office, I saw the door closing so I just rushed there. A guy was kind enough to press the “Open” button so that I could go in.

After I went in, only then I notice there was a lady standing on the other side of the elevator. I was really puzzle because she was looking very hostile towards the guy who opened the door for me, and she was looking at me angrily. The first thing I noticed about her was her look. She is UGLY. That’s the best description I can give.

She has those very dry and curvey hair (imagine maggie mee [translation: instant noodle] and blow that picture up by 10 times, and you will get the detail picture). She has really small eyes, flat nose, big mouth, and out-of-porpotion figure… She was wearing a simple T-shirt and a white jeans, while trying to act like OL. I am out of words to describe her.

After I went in, there were a few more ladies followed, and this ugly OL kept pressing the “Close” button and it almost squeezed the ladies to death! Luckily those ladies prevail and managed to get into the elevator. But the ulgy OL certainly got agitated because even after the elevator door was closed, she kept glaring at me and the kind guy who opened the door for me.

The elevator stopped, and the kind guy went out. Before he even step out of the elevator, the ugly bitch was continuously pressing the “Close” button so hard. Then the elevator stopped a few more times so the ladies went out to different floor, and she did the same to all of them.

That left both of us alone in the elevator. I was so scared that she would strip naked and started to rape me. Luckily she didn’t, but unluckily, she did something else that made me wanted to puke the stuff I had taken last night: she kept looking at the mirror (don’t ask me why those designers put mirrors in a fucking elevator!) and press and comb her hair using her hands! She didn’t do it once, or twice, but three fucking times!

I look at the indication panel, and saw that she was going to the 15th floor. Well, fuck me! My office is on the 16th floor! So I walked to the panel, and she the door opened, I kept pressing on the “Close” button trying to get the door to squeeze her to death. Again, she glared at me and I just pretended that I didn’t see her, and used my middle finger to push up my glasses!

God, I feel so happy to get back to those fuckers.