Early in the morning, like at 5am, I set off to go to Kluang (again!) for meeting. I was really bored because the highway was so deserted, and it was very dark. So I was going at like 150km/hr. So after about 2 plus hours, I was pretty near the exit to Kluang, and I noticed there was a bunch of birds besides the highway.
Well, I was so damn bored, so I decided to flare my tinny whiney horn (it makes a high pitch horn, which annoyed me to hell) just to scare them off. Right after I blaze my horn at them, I regretted deeply of my inconsiderate action!
The birds were surprised by the horn and they just flew away from me, like those characters running wild in War of the World. Unfortunately, one of them was stupid enough to fly to MY DIRECTION! I tried to steer away from that stupid bird but it was too late. I heard a soft clunking sound, and I felt a very minor impact and poof! The bird was gone. I kept driving because I was in a hurry.
After I turned into the Kluang exit, I noticed that a lot of people were actually looking at me, and some of them were rude enough to flash me. I gave them the international sign language because I didn’t do anything wrong, and I didn’t turn on my high beam so why would they flash me like a mad man? Anyway, I had forgotten about those flashing incident after a while because I was thinking about upcoming meeting.
When I reached the office, and to my horror, I found that the bird actually stuck on my front grille, dead! Well, Jaguar cars got a jaguar figurine poking out from the front, and mine was a dead bird. So you get the picture.
I ran around the parking area, looking for some object which I could use to poke the dead bird away from my front grille, and I couldn’t find a thing. Damn, that area got so many trees and yet there was not even a stick for me to use. So I had no choice but to use…. Duh! Of course I am not going to use my finger to pry it away from my front grille! I took my pen (some cheap one, of course not my Mont Blanc) and pried it away, and it was stuck on my front grille like a super glue. Took me about 3 minutes to get it off my car. Damn!
Only then I realized why other people were flashing me.
PS: I took some pictures of the roadkill, but to my girlfriend’s advice, I have deleted them. Otherwise you guys could have a look at my Bird (punt).
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