Archive for October, 2005

31
Oct

::: the wedding :::

Yesterday I went to Johor Bahru to attend a friend’s wedding dinner (not really JB, but the place is located at Skudai). On the way to JB, I dropped by to Seremban to pick up my friends so that we will go together. But I was damn tired because the day before, I just attended another friend’s wedding in Cheras. I guess my group of friends is as of age of getting married.

I reached my house in Seremban and noticed there were a lot of grenades on the front porch! (Translation: the pee and poo produced by my four lovely dogs) I couldn’t stand it so I took some time to clean up the whole place. Normally it wasn’t that dirty but because my mom and sis went off to Turkey for a 2 weeks vacation, so no one was at home, except my brother-in-law, whom was too busy playing games on his PS2!

Anyway, after cleaning up the place, my friends arrived and we set off to JB. Before reaching the wedding dinner place, we went to City Square (a shopping mall really close to the custom) to pick up my girlfriend. We met a lot of friends at the Coffee Bean and I figured that must be the only hang-out place in JB.

After some searching, we finally found the restaurant, and guess what! The wedding was so unorganized that we had no place to sit! After some searching and shifting, we finally found our places with some complete stranger aunties and those aunties were very hostile looking!

Then the wedding started. Oh my beholly gawd, the fog machine (can you believe that they have a fog machine installed there?) started to chuck out a big ass fog, and then, to our bewilderment, the disco lights (those found in really really old disco. Refer to John Trovolta’s The Saturday Night Fever if you need some visual) came on, and we were half blinded by the lights and half choked by the fog. The nightmare has begun…

After the announcement of the newly wed, those hostile looking aunties started to line up to the stage to sing, and it was such an unfortunate event that our table was directly in front of the big ass speakers. But that’s not the end of the nightmares… those aunties were really bad (I think if without the music, I won’t even know if they were singing or talking) and they were singing Hokkien (local dialect) songs! All of us were trying to control our laughter, and we failed miserably. We laughed hysterically and the hostile looking aunties just gawked at us.

Well, it was a nightmare but then, we learn something new: be prepared when you attend those wedding dinners at a small town. You will be enchanted and bewildered.

25
Oct

::: the bird. the flashing and the pen :::

Early in the morning, like at 5am, I set off to go to Kluang (again!) for meeting. I was really bored because the highway was so deserted, and it was very dark. So I was going at like 150km/hr. So after about 2 plus hours, I was pretty near the exit to Kluang, and I noticed there was a bunch of birds besides the highway.

Well, I was so damn bored, so I decided to flare my tinny whiney horn (it makes a high pitch horn, which annoyed me to hell) just to scare them off. Right after I blaze my horn at them, I regretted deeply of my inconsiderate action!

The birds were surprised by the horn and they just flew away from me, like those characters running wild in War of the World. Unfortunately, one of them was stupid enough to fly to MY DIRECTION! I tried to steer away from that stupid bird but it was too late. I heard a soft clunking sound, and I felt a very minor impact and poof! The bird was gone. I kept driving because I was in a hurry.

After I turned into the Kluang exit, I noticed that a lot of people were actually looking at me, and some of them were rude enough to flash me. I gave them the international sign language because I didn’t do anything wrong, and I didn’t turn on my high beam so why would they flash me like a mad man? Anyway, I had forgotten about those flashing incident after a while because I was thinking about upcoming meeting.

When I reached the office, and to my horror, I found that the bird actually stuck on my front grille, dead! Well, Jaguar cars got a jaguar figurine poking out from the front, and mine was a dead bird. So you get the picture.

I ran around the parking area, looking for some object which I could use to poke the dead bird away from my front grille, and I couldn’t find a thing. Damn, that area got so many trees and yet there was not even a stick for me to use. So I had no choice but to use…. Duh! Of course I am not going to use my finger to pry it away from my front grille! I took my pen (some cheap one, of course not my Mont Blanc) and pried it away, and it was stuck on my front grille like a super glue. Took me about 3 minutes to get it off my car. Damn!

Only then I realized why other people were flashing me.

PS: I took some pictures of the roadkill, but to my girlfriend’s advice, I have deleted them. Otherwise you guys could have a look at my Bird (punt).

22
Oct

::: se7en. revisited :::

Last night when I was so damn bored, I took out one of the DVD I bought when I was in US. I browsed through the titles and finally, I selected Se7en, one of my all time favourite movies.

I believe a lot of you watched this movie before. If you haven’t, well, you must have lived in a cave for the past 10 years or something. Anyway, let’s not be too judgemental, should we? Okay, the movie is about a criminal, Johnathan Doe (or John Doe, played by Kevin Spacey), is a smart and patient criminal, or a messenger from god, whom slauthered/tortured the people with the 7 sins: sloth, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and pride. Now, the method he used to “judge” those “sinners” are really interesting but brutal, nonetheless. So guess what? Our heroes, Detective Mills (Brad Pitt) and Sommerset (Morgan Freeman) worked day and night trying to bring him to justice. Here comes the spoiler: at the end, John Doe gave himself in to the justice system, and wanted Mills and Sommerset to take him to find the last two hidden bodies. It turned out that the so-called hidden bodies did not exist, but he was masterminding the grand ending of the story that people will remember forever. He envied Mills for having a family, and he killed Mrs. Mills (Gwyneth Paltrow), and that inflicted a lot of pain in Mills. So at the end, Mills committed “wrath” by killing John Doe.

A lot of us always giving out comment about how fat that dude is, how ugly that girl is, and blah blah blah. The only question is, who are we to judge other people? Oh come on, I have seen a 300 lbs lady commenting on the flaws of a girl who just walked by. A lot of people who call others “ugly” and they do look like monkeys themselves, just that they keep thinking highly of themselves and ignore that they are monkey-ass ugly.

If we keep judging people around us, then we are not so much different than John Doe, besides the fact that John Doe took action to “clean up” the 7 sins. Are we so perfect that we think everyone around us is of lesser quality? We can call that girl a “fat bitch” or the guy “short dick” but are we really that tall to begin with? Or are we that thin? Unfortunately, those people who do that also find Yao Ming (one of the most famous China export who plays in NBA. He’s 7 feet 6 inches tall) a bamboo stick. So the question is, anyone shorter than us is a short dick, and another one taller than us will be a bamboo stick or lamp post. So the final question is; are we that perfect?

Unfortunately, no one is perfect, and the only thing we can do is to learn how to improve ourselves and correct our flaws that came with the package.

20
Oct

::: a lost :::

On October 20th, 2005, 7.55am, our first lady, wife of Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi, Edon, passed away due to breast cancer. I won’t so much as call it a lost battle to the breast cancer, but a great lost of the nation to breast cancer.

I have to admit, I do not know our First Lady (FL) very much as I don’t really follow the local political scene, and Pak Lah (Our Prime Minister’s nickname) has only been our nation’s Prime Minister for a short period of time. But from the news I read on newspaper, and the things that people around her wrote, I do feel that our FL is in fact someone worth us to salute and admire. She has the wisdom, strength, and the aura of good that bring people around her to grow and nurture. It is a great lost of the nation that she passed away, and regretably that we all do not have a lot of chance to get to know her better.

So I am taking this chance to pay a silent tribute to our FL, Edon, and hope peace will find her. God speed, Edon.

19
Oct

::: where is everyone? :::

After some much needed rest, I woke up to take dinner and went out with my girlfriend to buy some movies to watch. Well, some of you might figure that I should rest more, but after taking the medicine, I slept for few hours so I was well enough to go out.

I went to the regular place, I found that all the shops are closed. The tenant told me that they have moved to another place until after the holidays. Even the moving-vendors, normally located nearby huge eating places, were gone too. After driving from Damansara to SS2, from SS2 to Taman Megah, and then to USJ, and then to Subang, almost all the shops were closed! The normally crowded streets seemed so empty and mind you, it was only at 11pm. It seems like everyone got their sixth sense running wild and feels that this would be a bad time to come out. Even some of the people were telling me that “the wind is blowing really strong at the moment”. Seems like Malaysia is being hit by a Hurricane**.

The only shop that was opened was located in USJ. Unfortunately, when we went in to check things out, we noticed two guys were sitting right in front of the cashier counter, head hunched low, reading something. We realized that the environment was a bit out of place, and the shopkepers were looking at me, giving me signs to leave that place. Without any hesitation, both of us left that shop and headed to Subang Jaya. But even before we reach Subang Jaya, we knew deep inside that the hope of getting any movies tonight is gone.

Well, I won’t blame them. The Festive Seasons (Deepavali and Hari Raya) is just around the corner, so those vendors are dumbfucks if they are still selling because they should figure out that no matter how much they sell, they cannot cover the expenses incurr to them prior to the Festive Seasons. This seems like a norm in the slow market nowadays because who wants to be victimized by the slow economy and the Hurricane.

After driving for almost an hour, I felt dizzy and got the urge to puke, so we just went home without thinking of finding any movies lately, at least until after the Festive Seasons. Seems like this would be a boring holiday seasons…

** Hurricane is just a figurative speaking term. If you know what I mean, then you’ll know. If not, then forget about it.

18
Oct

::: sick :::

Today when I woke up at 7am, I felt that my throat was really dry and painful. And then, I felt dizzy and heavy headed. I am sick….

I went to the office, worked on a few things, and then finally, I couldn’t take it anymore and went to the clinic nearby. Unfortunately, it was very crowded! Damn. It looks like a lot of people want to fall sick so they can get the Medical Leave.

Anyway, half way through and I don’t think I can take it anymore. So I’ll be calling it a day….

12
Oct

::: why i love phua chu kang :::

Phua Chu Kang is a Singapore comedy series running since 1996 and it is one of the longest running series in Singapore. The characters are strong in characters and the story can be hilarious at times. Phua Chu Kang (the main character, hence the title of the series) has a eye-opening family members, including wife Rosie, younger brother, Phua Chu Beng (punt intended), sister-in-law Margaret, and nephew Aloycious (or however you spell that damn name. More into that later).

Even though it is a really funny show, but that’s not the reason why I like the show so much. The reason is really simple: Each of the character is representing the typical type of Singaporeans. A lot of Singaporeans just find the series funny but they didn’t realise that those characters are playing sarcasm over the air (I hope my Singaporean friends will not hate me fo this).

For instance, Phua Chu Beng represents the typical educated Singaporeans who are KKK. No, not the Klu Klax Klan, but Kiasu (afraid of loosing), Kiasi (aftraid of dying, or rather, cowardice) and Kiabo (scared of wife).

Margaret, Beng’s wife, is the typical English educated Singaporean (for your info: almost all the schools in Singapore do teach Chinese and yet they like to pretend that they don’t know Mandarin) whom they feel that by speaking English only, they are superior to others and they look down on those who can’t speak proper English. Furthermore, they are fussy about things, like eating at a roadside restaurant, they will fuss about the hygene and the ambience of the place. They like things fancy and beautiful. Oh! Furthermore, they are the type of parents that they love to name their offsprings like no one else. Hence the son’s name Aloycious. (A friend of mine in Singapore browsed through the Greek book trying to find an ancient Greek God’s name for her son)

Aloycious, Beng and Margaret son, is typical well-protected son. They are under constant pressure from the parents to do well in school because the paper certificate is the most important thing in life. Yet, they are also trying to find things the easy way and also because of being under constant protection, they are with no direction and need constant care from the parents.

Rosie, Phua Chu Kang’s wife, is the typical auntie Singaprean type who are coupon-monster and are easily lured by cheaper things. They will scream at any sales and they will take hours to que for a 20 cents discount, just because it’s 20 cents cheaper than normal.

Now come the best part: Phua Chu Kang, the main character, is those typical older generation of Singaporean that earned a lot of money but can’t do well in other department. They are trying to act educated, yet their action speaks differently. Furthermore, they are also under constant impression that they are the best so they will act really cocky and egoistic as well. They think whatever they do is the correct way and when they failed, they still think that they did it the right way.

Of course, I am not saying that Malaysians are all good, but Phua Chu Kang series really portrait typical Singaporeans so well that I have to applaud them. Hopefully Malaysia will make a show like that to show the typical Malaysians, and also show the daily life, interests and political issues in Malaysia.

Okay, I admit. Even if there’s a show like that in Malaysia, I won’t know because I don’t really watch any local made show because of the bad experience: bad quality and child like performance.

11
Oct

::: hello! long time no see! :::

Hello all! It has been a really long time since I updated my blog. Well, some of you might know what went wrong, and some don’t. Well, nothing much happened for the past few weeks, except getting really busy at work and there’s no time to do other things at all.

Basically, the whole IT thing is getting really ridiculous. The IT department has barred a lot of access and now, some of the websites cannot be accessed as well! Furthermore, there’s still no Telekom service in my area so this is just so damn frustrating.

Anyway, I will try to update the blog as often as possible.

Damn the IT dept.




 

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