Rant & Raves

Well, its my wish to update this blog as often as I can. Unfortunately, office life is busy and I didn’t even have much time to reply any emails. Furthermore, I don’t have internet access at home because *mimic Telekom operator* “There’s no line at your housing area yet. Please register your HOME phone number with us and when the line is available, we will give you a call.”

This is just fucking great. I am trying to get a home phone line and they ask for my home phone number so they can call me when my home phone line around my housing area is available. Genius! Simply genius!

If I have a fucking home phone number, why would I ask when will the phone line be available for registration? Those fuckheads really need a hard knock on their heads to think.

It’s just like those old relatives that asked me “Oh! So you came back?” when I first came back from the States. Hmmm. Isn’t that a bit too obvious? If I didn’t come back, I wouldn’t be standing in front of them and talk to them, would I?

Or some people who see their friends at a restaurant/mamak, and ask, “Eating ah?” when the friend is just about to put his fork-full of mee goreng (translation: fried noodle) into their mouth. The friend will just answer, “No lah, I was just giving the mee goreng a blowjob.”

Anyway, that’s the reason why I haven’t been able to update this site as often as I’d wish. I was busy being a ghost to talk to people when I am still physically in the States, and I have been busy giving mee goreng blowjob. So I will try to update as often as possible. *Look at Starbucks to make sure their hotspot access is available*