Rant & Raves

Alright! Finally my office network is being fixed and I can get online again! It’s about time someone do something about this screw up network!

This morning I finally woke up earlier to avoid the traffic jam in the PJ and Federal Highway area. Guess what? I was still stuck in the fucking jam! I mean, this is just ridiculous! Some of my friends from oversea are amazed by our traffic condition, and sometimes they were amused at how we got the jam.

When there’s an accident. Jam.

When it rains. Jam.

When there’s a beautiful girl driving. Jam (guys all look at her and BANG!)

When motorbike driver fart. Jam.

When a mosquito flies by. Jam.

Oh come on! Can’t those fucking drivers just practice more sense? Do you ever experience that when you were driving, suddenly there was this huge jam right before you climb the uphill. But when you are on top and you have a look, the coast up front is so fucking clear that you can go 180kph and it’s still safe! Same thing goes to some turns. I mean, come on! This is not the F1 type of turn, just a long rounded turn, so you don’t have step on the fucking break as if it was a fucking emergency!

Well, this morning a Civic lady driver cut into my lane and almost collide with my front bumper, so I honked at her non-stop since it was just stupid of her to drive like a madman (I wonder if it was Rambling of a Madman? Hahaha). She looked at me and gave me the international recognized finger sign. I mean, I was just ½ second late for showing her the finger! Damn it! She got the advantage and I was so upset.

I overtook her when I got a chance, rolled down the window, and found a 3 months old Coke can underneath my seat. I think it was half empty because I dropped it few months ago and I forgot about it. Anyway, after I found the can, I just threw the can into her windscreen. Next time I know, her tyres locked, screeching sound can be heard miles away, and her windscreen cracked! The bus behind her just ramped into her backend, and all the cars behind just rampaged into her car….

Anyway, it was just my wishful thinking. I overtook her later and gave her the international sign. That’s all…